DRIVER'S LICENSE,
IT'S AN AUTOMOBILE LICENSE!
AND IT'S NOT ONLY AN AUTOMOBILE LICENSE,
IT IS A LICENSE TO LIVE,
A LICENSE TO BE FREE,
TO GO WHEREVER, WHENEVER,
AND WITH WHOMEVER YOU CHOOSE.
( player piano playing )
ARCHIES, MAN. LET'S DO IT.
- DEANO, I DON'T KNOW.
- LES,
TO LIVE IN FEAR
IS NOT TO LIVE AT ALL.
WHAT ABOUT MERCEDES?
I DON'T THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
IN HALF AN HOUR, THERE'S
GONNA BE BABES ALL OVER US.
SHE'LL KILL IT FOR US.
WOW, DID YOU EVER
IMAGINE IN ALL YOUR LIFE
THAT YOU WOULD SEE A MERCEDES FIT
INSIDE THE TRUNK OF A CADILLAC?
LOOK, I FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS.
FEEL BAD? FOR HER?
THIS TRUNK IS BIGGER THAN
THE SIZE OF MY BEDROOM.
LET'S GO.
NIGHTY-NIGHT.
## CHILLS OVER ME ##
## DIFFERENT FROM THE REST ##
## I WON'T SETTLE FOR LESS ##
## HELLO ##
-## WON'T TAKE NO ##
-## Won't take no ##
## OH, BABY ##
## FROM NOW ON, YOU AND I ##
## STOOD THE TEST OF TIME ##
## STILL YOU'RE ON MY MIND ALWAYS ##
-## NIGHT AND DAY ##
-## Night and day ##
-## OH BABY... ##
- WHOA!
HONEY! I LOVE YOU!
HEY, EYES FORWARD.
Dean: LOOK AT HER!
HEY, COME BACK HERE.
## YOU KNOW YOU ARE MY LIFE, GIRL ##
## CRUCIAL ##
## BABY, YOU'RE THE ONE ##
## CRUCIAL LOVIN'... ##
HI!
-## BABY ##
-## Crucial... ##
HEY, HEY, HEY. HEY GUYS.
WAIT UP FOR A SECOND. WHY DON'T
YOU GUYS GO GET SOME DINNER?
I'M GONNA GET DESSERT.
ALL RIGHT? GO, GO.
HI!
## LOVE IS ON THE RISE ##
## DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE ##
## I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE ##
## I CAN CALL MY OWN ##
## NOT JUST ANYONE ##
## OH NO... ##
- HERE YOU GO.
- Charles: THANK YOU.
GUYS, IT'S ALL SET UP.
I TOOK CARE OF EVERYTHING.
THEY'LL BE HERE IN A FEW
MINUTES-- ONE FOR EACH OF US.
DEAN, I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN.
- I KNOW YOU WON'T!
- MY DREAMS NEVER GET THIS GOOD.
MY FANTASIES NEVER GET THIS GOOD!
AND THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!
- WHOO!
- WHOA!
Les: YEAH, LET'S EAT!
SORRY.
- QUICK, ROLL UP THE WINDOWS!
- THOSE ASSHOLES AGAIN.
CHARLES, YOU SPASTICATED IDIOT!
Charles: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
ROLL UP THE WINDOWS!
HEY, MY HAMBURGER!
GIVE ME MY HAMBURGER. OW! OW!
- Dean: ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN.
- Charles: NO, KEEP IT UP!
-ROLL IT DOWN!
-NO, KEEP IT UP!
-( engine stalling )
- HEY, COME HERE!
- HI!
- GOD DAMN IT!
( engine starts )
- YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW. WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLS?
- THEY'RE MANIACS.
Dean: ARCHIES, COME BACK!
COME BACK!
COME BACK!
Anchorwoman: I'm standing outside
the gates of Allied Technologies
where a group of peaceful protesters
are gathered to demonstrate against
the late-night transportation of
military hardware through our streets.
NOW, JIM, AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE'S
A WIDE RANGE OF PEOPLE HERE
- ALL SINGING AND CHANTING...
- I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T THINK THIS IS SUCH
A GOOD IDEA. CAN WE GO HOME?
LOOK, DEAN, WE'RE GOING
HOME. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT
YOU CAN JUMP OUT RIGHT HERE--
WHEREVER THE HELL WE ARE.
HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE MY MOM'S AUDI.
HOLY SHIT! I THINK WE'RE BEING INVADED!
- ( sirens blaring )
- HERE THEY COME!
COME ON!
HEY! NO, NO, NOT ON MY
CAR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MY CAR! MY CAR!
HEY, I KNOW THAT GUY!
HE LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND!
- LES?
- SHIT, MY SISTER! DUCK!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
- NATALIE, DON'T TELL DAD.
- I BEG YOU!
- YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A LICENSE!
NATALIE, DON'T TELL DAD!
P.A.: All right, let's
round these people up.
Cuff them and put them in the wagon.
EXCUSE ME!
SHIT.
AS YOU CAN SEE BEHIND ME,
WHAT STARTED AS A PEACEFUL PROTEST
has now mushroomed into a
substantial demonstration.
It seems that tempers
flared when executives
from Allied Technologies
refused to speak to rep--
( snores )
- Dean: OH MY GOD!
- Les: WHAT WAS GOING ON BACK THERE?
Dean: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'LL TELL YOU,
THIS CADDY SURE CAN TAKE A BEATING.
Les: NOT HALF THE BEATING YOU'LL GET
UNLESS YOU CLAM UP, DEAN!
OH THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS REAL CLASSIC.
Charles: THEY MUST BE
CHECKING FOR DRUNK DRIVERS.
-YEAH, NO SHIT!
- DON'T SWEAT IT.