-Pick one.
-You pick one.
Great. Somebody get us some flashlights.
Hurry!
-Are we okay?
-lf it's the right program.
Activate centrifuge.
We need some goggles here.
Activate laser pre-light.
Laser pre-light activated.
Initiate MRD sequence.
MRD sequence initiated.
Five...
...four, three, two...
...one, zero.
Well?
Maybe it was "drink me."
Disengage cooker shield.
Let's get him out of there!
Initiating shield disengagement.
I love you, Lydia.
Why didn't you tell me?
Welcome home, Lieutenant.
Like a cigar?
Cuban?
-Congratulations.
-Thanks a lot.
Thanks for the cruise tickets.
-lt's only two years' savings.
-ls that all?
Well...
...we sure made one hell of a team.
Take care, Big Jack.
Nobody even noticed my cufflinks.
He has the chips on him.
Good. Close the lid.
-I can't breathe in here.
-Shut up, Margaret.
It's true, Jack.
The whole shipment had worms.
Listen, don't run any red lights, okay?
Thanks a lot.
Nice wedding.
Why don't you stop by the office
next week?
I got some new tests I'd like to run.
Jack!
I've been thinking about something.
I really think we should try dating.
Not exclusively at first, at least for me.
Jack, since you're not going on the cruise,
I could use you at the store on Monday.
That was the Cowboy.
Who's the Cowboy?
It's classified.
Doc, I'm cured.
Wendy, not a chance.
Mr. Wormwood, thank you.
And I quit.
Jack Putter to the rescue!
English subtitles conformed by
SOFTITLER...courageous men who risk
life and limb to explore the stars...
...and secure peace and freedom
the world over.
We are a nation
with a tradition of heroism....
Does anybody know where the head is?
...with us here tonight...
...fill that need.
Through their strength of character,
their fortitude...
...they have proven themselves
to be worthy of the appellation...
...hero.
Tonight we are paying tribute...
...to a breed of men--
Where can a guy take a leak around here?
Well, damn if we're not balls to the wall...
...with all-American hero types
here tonight.
I see space walkers...
...and moon walkers
and Earth orbiters galore.
And over here,
we have the current cream of the crop.
America's best and brightest.
That's a good one, boys.
The most excitement I ever had
was the time I landed a crippled F-14...
...with a stubborn nose gear on the deck
of a rolling flattop in zero visibility.
But you boys...
...you get to test out these babies.
I envy you.
Gentlemen, I salute you.
Shit, I spilled my drink.
Easy.
Battle conditions, boys?
Get yourself a new act. You're a disgrace.
Give that crippled tomcat story a rest
because we've all heard it.
Gosh, I'm sorry, Rusty.
Really, you're right.
When my moment of truth came, I didn't
take a dump down the leg of my flight suit.
You son of a--
Come on. It's what you always wanted,
a piece of Tuck Pendelton.
Shouldn't the project be declassified?
You know I can't tell you that.
Would you just excuse me? I'm sorry.
All right, that's enough! That's enough!
Hello, Pete. Where's your uniform?
Where yours should've been
a long time ago. Hanging in the closet.
Don't worry, Pete. The wait is almost over.
Take him home, Lydia.
Can you try to hit the couch?
No wait, wait.
All you had to do was ask, honey.
Charming. You want a drink?
-What is all this?
-Something new I'm involved in.
-Rabbits?
-Yeah, "wabbits."
You resigned your commission
to study rabbits?
-Now take it easy.
-That's good advice.
You better get some ice on that.
-Where are you going?
-I'm leaving.
You're in no shape to drive.
I am in no shape to drive.
That's really good, Tuck.
You leave me no choice.
-That's not fair.
-What is?
"Straight to my lover's heart"
Come on.
Hey, I told the man on the phone,
"Don't honk."
All I got was an address,
not a book of instructions.
-What's going on here?
-You got any bags?
You know what's going on here.
You read the note.
-I read the note.
-Clean break. Leave