exactly are we doing here?
Waiting for someone.
Who are we waiting for?
The Cowboy.
I've tracked his movements for months.
He got to the airport about an hour ago,
and he always stays here.
I think he'll lead us to that chip.
Hey, knock it off!
Why do you think that?
He's a fence.
He deals in stolen Western technology
almost exclusively...
...which he then sells overseas
to the highest bidder.
Who do you think introduced Velcro
to the Persian Gulf?.
Really?
There he is, perfect timing.
We're checking in.
I'll get the suitcase out of the trunk.
It's less suspicious with a suitcase.
How did you know this was here?
Tuck keeps a packed suitcase
in the trunk...
...in case he wakes up in a strange place.
Oh, no. She knows about the suitcase.
Margaret...
...the Cowboy is in town
and we don't have that other chip.
I'm awfully busy right now, Victor.
I'll have to call you back.
Just get me that chip!
"I'm an old cowhand
"from the Rio Grande
"But my leg's not bowed
"And my face not tan
"I'm a cowboy who's never seen that cow
"Can't rope a steer
'cause I don't know how
"And I'm not going to start learning how"
I tipped the desk clerk $100 for this room
so we could hear his every move.
When he leaves, we go too.
What if he stays in?
He won't. He loves a club called Inferno.
The man does not sleep.
The guy in the truck
said his name was Scrimshaw?
What are you looking at?
I thought you were a gentleman.
Come on, Tuck, what do you expect?
She has the cutest little overbite,
don't you think?
It gives her mouth this adorable,
pouty expression! So sweet!
I know what she looks like.
What is the deal
between you two, anyway?
It's none of your business.
Tuck, I need a change of clothes.
Mind if I dip into your suitcase?
Dip all you like, nothing's going to fit you.
Legal counsel
to reputed organized crime figures.
Administrator of four
Teamster pension funds...
...suspected of black market arms dealing...
...yet somehow
he always keeps his nose clean.
Anything else?
They say he has Jimmy Hoffa's wristwatch
in his desk drawer as a souvenir.
Oxygen reserve at 60 percent.
We be cool.
Jack, Scrimshaw is....
How do I look?
What's the matter?
Nothing.
You just remind me of a time...
...when Tuck wore this jacket.
It was the night we first met.
You were doing that article about me...
...we had dinner and talked until 3:00 a. m.
I got drunk and threw up, and fell
down a manhole walking you home.
It looks like you're pretty hung up
on the guy.
How well do you know Tuck?
Well, we're very close, actually.
Does he...
...talk about me?
I find that Tuck tends to be
a little tight-lipped about women.
Will you knock it off!
If I were Tuck,
I'd talk about you all the time.
Yeah. Right.
The Cowboy is leaving.
I think I need a ticket.
Jack?
Jack!
It's Wendy! My God, Jack!
- Look at you.
- Well, look at you.
I'm going in before we lose him.
- I'm with him!
- She's with me.
Hey, Cowboy.
I can't believe it, Jack!
This is so exciting!
How long have you led this double life?
Oh, for a while now.
Women love me.
But you know that.
But for serious,
two things you want to know about me:
One, I make love with my boots on.
And two....
I know I've been mean to you, Jack.
I can be such a shit sometimes.
It doesn't really matter.
It's probably on account of my life sucking
the way it does.
I'm a complete mess, you know.
- You know?
- Yeah.
You're probably the only person
at the supermarket I haven't slept with.
And you're the only person
I'm even partially attracted to.
Thank you.
That lady is signaling you.
I came with her,
I should find out what she wants.
I found out something.
The Cowboy is meeting with Scrimshaw,
they're picking him up at the hotel.
They're going to give him the microchip.
Cowboy.
This is Jack.
- Hi, Cowboy.
- Howdy, Big Jack.
Let's go, Buffalo Gal.
Let's split this nowhere scene.
He's taking me to the hotel. Follow