i>u ever slept with another woman?
l once tried living with two girls.
Two girls at once.
- We lived together.
- Laughed together.
- Drank together.
- Smoked together.
Slept together.
Woke up one morning...
one of them was gone.
On the bureau, she left a note.
l'm sorry. l cannot share you anymore.
l want you all to myself, or not at all.
Please, please try to understand.
l not only understood, l was flattered.
l was flattered that she felt
so strongly about me.
How did you know the note was to you?
No. No, that's not me, man. No.
Somebody else, maybe, but not me.
- What is this, Eddie?
- Not me. Talk to him.
Joey, l gotta talk to you
about these time sheets.
Three weeks now we've been on triple time.
The brass is eating my ass out!
You shot 82 days on a 65-day schedule.
On a four-month editing schedule,
you've gone seven months.
We're already 2.2 million
over the original budget.
Joey, God made the entire world in six days.
He didn't go on oveerime once.
You can't even cut an hour-and-a-half movie
in seven months, on triple time?
Joey, l hate to do this.
l'm usually a very calm man,
but this whole thing
has got me terribly crazy.
l must put my foot down.
Joey, the whole thing has gotta stop.
lt has to stop. lt's got to stop!
ltjust simply must stop!
Josh, l made changes in the monologue.
l think you'll like it. l have to go to rehearsal.
At those prices, who can afford to live?
- Nice talking to you, Josh.
- So l accept!
Oh, my God. lt is better.
- God help us all.
- Wait a minute. Real dead body.
lt's better.
OK, that looks pretty good. l like it.
Let's go. Everybody down, in a straight line.
Move down, move down.
Move down, Victoria.
- And sing it out. Here we go.
- Five, six, seven...
? And any seat you grab will be first class
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
And l don't like it.
Uh, double that.
- Which button?
- The white one, down.
Ah, that stinks. Let's play something else.
Do me a favor. Take off your shoes.
- What's that?
- lt's a mint.
- Can l have one?
- No, come on, you wouldn't like it.
Let me try this.
Here, you stand over there,
then jump up on my shoulder.
Oh, God, you're getting heavy.
All right, put your leg in an arabesque.
There we are.
- How are things at home?
- They're pretty good.
All right, watch your back now.
- Anything you wanna tell me?
- l promised Mom l wouldn't bring it up.
But you're gonna bring it up anyway.
Sit down. You can tell me
anything. You know that.
Gimme your wrists. Ready? And jump.
- lt's just that l keep wondering, Dad...
- Bend your knees.
What is it you keep wondering?
Why don't you get married again?
Do a head roll.
l don't get married again because
l can't find anyone l dislike enough
to inflict that kind of toerure on.
Hey, why don't you marry Katie?
She's terrific.
Keep rolling your head.
Straighten your leg. Yeah, you're right.
She's terrific. That's exactly
why l don't wanna marry her.
Run off to the corner.
Jump and l'll catch you.
And Victoria? You're not too crazy about her.
Just run and jump.
Never mind that. Come on.
- What about the blonde?
- What blonde?
The one in Philadelphia with the TV show?
You know, the one Mom keeps talking about.
Oh, yeah, that blonde.
Jump up and wrap your legs around me.
Wrap around, that's it.
Why is it so impoerant to you that...
Follow my hand.
Why is it so impoerant to you
that l get married again?
Cos then you'd stop screwing around.
Hey! Watch your language.
- Oh, shit! Look at the time.
- Oh, Daddy, can't we stay longer?
- No, your mother will kill me.
- Oh, it's so much fun.
No, no, absolutely. Come on.
Stop flocking your legs. Come on.
- Oh, please?
- No, no, no, no.
Besides, if you got married again, maybe
you'd have a baby and l'd