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said "Every dollar that we put
in that film is up there on the screen."
I'm telling you, they're talking about
a $3.5 million advertising budget.
3.5 million dollars! I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Do you believe that? 3.5 million dollars. This
picture is gonna go right through the roof.
Right through... the roof.
Look at those reviews. See it?
We did it. Joe, we did it.
Where are the bad ones?
There are no bad ones.
Josh...
Well, there were a couple that
quibbled a little. I left them at the office.
Josh, I want you to do me a favour -
don't show them to me.
Never. How were the television reviews?
I think we got Leslie Perry.
At the screening, she told me she loved it.
Following Gideon's triumphant directorial
achievement with "50 Beautiful Girls, 50",
when he won everypossible award,
it wouldbe nice to report that
Mr Gideon's latest effort, "The Stand-up",
starring Davis Newman, was a betterfilm.
Oh, boy, here it comes.
Joey, turn it off, please.
..falls into his characteristic weakness
oftrying too hard to please, to entertain.
- Josh, no. I wanna hear it.
- The razzle-dazzle sometimes obliterates...
- What does she know?
- She never gives a good review.
That woman is totally unqualified
to criticise anything.
- She doesn't know a damn thing about film.
- Or anything.
She's not even reviewing a film.
She's telling you how clever she is.
..where the has-been comic,
playedimpeccablybyDavis Newman,
demonstrates his former
brilliance in a monologue
where clearly director Gideon
gave MrNewman free rein.
Rising above rather commonplace material,
the actor creates a classic comic...
I guarantee this picture
will do 30 million domestic, at least.
- One ofyou better get somebody.
- What?
I think I'm in trouble.
..chopping offthe ends ofscenes
before the drama is played out,
Ieft this reviewer with bewilderment
anda four-aspirin headache.
Using myfour-balloon rating system,
lgive "The Stand-up" halfa balloon.
- How are you feeling?
- The truth? I'm scared.
Roll 'em.
Action. Oh, my God...
Ladies and gentlemen, the doctors.
I'm Dr Hyman, the internist.
I'm Dr Garry, the surgeon.
- I'm Dr Ballinger, the cardiologist.
- Five, six, seven, eight...
The heart is the viscus that maintains
the circulation ofthe blood.
That means he had total blockage in...
two arteries.
This is the man who wouldbe
myfirst choice as a modern-daysaint.
When I was in those marches, like Selma,
this brother was shufflin'
rightalongside me,
Iong before those cats who thought
civil rights was a hip scene
andjumped on the blackwagon.
The blackwagon! Oh, ladies
andgentlemen, letme lay on ya...
- A great entertainer.
- a great entertainer,
- A great humanitarian.
- a greathumanitarian,
- And my dearest friend.
- andmy dearestfriend
- Blah-blah.
- for 17years.
- Ladies andgentlemen...
- See how much I learn from you?
- I'm afraid you've learned too much from me.
- There you are, Mr Gideon.
This is one of my A1,
first-rate, top-drawerjobs.
That's it. Good luck tomorrow.
What did you mean, I learned too much?
You're gonna make it. I'm hardly ever wrong.
Thanks.
Remember last Tuesday night?
It was raining... very hard.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was raining. What about it?
I called you at midnight.
I must have been walking the dog.
I don't have time for this sort ofthing.
You were with someone.
Yes.
And you made love to him.
Yeah.
Well, that's it, huh? We're finished?
I don't know.
How do you feel about me?
I love you.
Then I guess we're not finished.
Because I really do love you, Katie.
- You mean that?
- Ah, hell, no.
I was pissed off at her.
I don't know. Yeah, I did mean it.
Sort of. Sometimes I don't know where
the bullshit ends and the truth begins.
Ijust wanted to saysomething nice to her.
Why?
In case...
In case...
In case.
If I die, I'm sorry for all
the bad things I did to ya.
And if I live, I'm sorry for all
the bad things I'm gonna do to you.
..as
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