faithful to me?
Oh, that guilt.
Faithful, faithful... You're always
talking about being faithful.
Audrey, why do you think so small?
Besides, how do I know
you were faithful to me?
- You know I was.
- That's right, I know you were.
- Oh, you meant to do that.
- Yes, I did.
You kept me working all the time.
I never had a chance to cheat.
What is this big hang-up about fidelity?
What makes being faithful
the greatest friggin' virtue in the world?
Excuse me.
Well, it is a great deal better
than the meaningless affairs
you keep tap-dancing through.
Those Stacys, those Victorias...
You're not even fooling Michelle
with Victoria, you know.
- Straighten that leg.
- It is as straight as it's ever going to get.
Oh, the Bonnies, the Wendys,
the Debbies, the Donnas...
I can't even remember
all their names. Give me a hand.
Keep playing, Paul.
Bet you can't either. Quick, tell me, what
was the name ofthe girl in Philadelphia?
The blonde with the television show?
Oh, the blonde with the television
show in Philadelphia?
I remember that girl's name.
Because that girl meant something to me.
The blonde with the television show,
her name was Sweetheart.
- Honey?
- No.
Baby?
I can't remember her name.
Dorothy.
- Dorothy.
- Who cares?
I can't remember her name.
The number's lookin' good.
Keep working.
- Is he gonna cut the number?
- No, I don't think so, Paul.
He's gonna cut it. He's gonna cut it.
Oh, God, that man.
He's gonna drive me crazy.
It's showtime, folks.
It's... it's not quite ready yet.
And, Paul, it's not exactly
the way we talked about it.
- Hm?
- It's a little different.
- Mind doing that somewhere else?
- Sorry.
Ifyou wanna come in, I'll show it
to you in about five minutes.
I wanna get a drink ofwater.
§ Take offwith us
§ Take offwith us
§ We're warmin' up so
§ We're warmin' up
§ NY to LA
§ Going all the way
§ Won't you climb aboard
§ You'll ride as smooth as glass
§ Glass
§ Meet our friendly, eager crew
§ They only live to service you
§ Service, service, service you
§ This flight, this flight comes complete
§ With your choice of seat
§ And any seat you grab will be first class
§ Up there, where the clouds are pillowy
§ You're as close to heaven
as you'll ever be
§ Lean back, relax
§ Here come the snacks
§ Drop your diet, have a fall
§ Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop with one
§ Try 'em all
§ Try 'em all
§ The music's ready to begin
§ Take out your headset, plug it in
§ What's your answer, chum?
§ Are you gonna come?
§ On the coolest, hottest
§ Coolest, hottest
§ Coolest, hottest trip that's ever been
§ Lean back, relax
Thanks, thanks a lot, but it's
not exactly over yet. Murray?
Smoke, smoke.
Smoke... Smoke...
The lights go down
and a light comes up over there.
Welcome. Welcome aboard Air Rotica.
§ Take offwith us
Flying not only coast to coast,...
..but anywhere your desires
and fantasies wish to take you.
§ Take offwith us
Let us all get to know one another.
- Remember, we can take you anywhere.
- They're taking their clothes off.
Mm-hm.
Just reach out your hand
and introduce yourselves.
- My name is Sam.
- My name is Otto.
- My name is Jennifer.
- My name is Rima.
- Gary.
- John.
Uh-oh. I think we just lost
the family audience.
- My name is Candace.
- My name is Jennifer.
- My name is Rima.
- My name is Danny.
- My name is Autumn.
- My name's Sandahl.
- My name is John.
- My name is Gary.
And don't forget about
our group fun, fun, fun plan.
Now Sinatra will never record it.
Then an actor comes out
from the side ofthe stage and says...
- "Not once, during any of our flights..."
- Goodbye.
- See you around.
- Hope to see you again real soon.
"..of any real human communication."
- Well, uh...
- Goodbye.
"Our motto is: we take you
everywhere, but get you nowhere."
Boy, I hate to hurt his feelings,
but we can't have that on a stage.
Take five.
Well?
Yeah, it's, um... it's, uh...