it? I think I'll leave.
Paul, sit right there. Go back to bar 17.
And...
Did you hear what I said?
Nothing is coming.
Don't worry, Paul, he always says the same
thing about every number, in every show.
Now how the hell do you know
what I always say?
- It would be better if I stepped outside.
- Keep playing, Paul.
I'm only doing this goddamn show because
you wanna play that stupid 24-year-old girl.
Oh, I knew sooner or later you'd say that.
You do think I'm too old for the part.
Well, you're wrong.
I can play 24 years old,
and I'll damn well prove it.
You wanna quit the show? Quit the show.
You don't have to do anything for me.
Just don't kid yourself that you're doing this
show for any reason except guilt about me.
Guilt? What guilt?
For never going one day
when you were faithful to me?
Oh, that guilt.
Faithful, faithful... You're always
talking about being faithful.
Audrey, why do you think so small?
Besides, how do I know
you were faithful to me?
- You know I was.
- That's right, I know you were.
- Oh, you meant to do that.
- Yes, I did.
You kept me working all the time.
I never had a chance to cheat.
What is this big hang-up about fidelity?
What makes being faithful
the greatest friggin' virtue in the world?
Excuse me.
Well, it is a great deal better
than the meaningless affairs
you keep tap-dancing through.
Those Stacys, those Victorias...
You're not even fooling Michelle
with Victoria, you know.
- Straighten that leg.
- It is as straight as it's ever going to get.
Oh, the Bonnies, the Wendys,
the Debbies, the Donnas...
I can't even remember
all their names. Give me a hand.
Keep playing, Paul.
Bet you can't either. Quick, tell me, what
was the name of the girl in Philadelphia?
The blonde with the television show?
Oh, the blonde with the television
show in Philadelphia?
I remember that girl's name.
Because that girl meant something to me.
The blonde with the television show,
her name was Sweetheart.
- Honey?
- No.
Baby?
I can't remember her name.
Dorothy.
- Dorothy.
- Who cares?
I can't remember her name.
The number's lookin' good.
Keep working.
- Is he gonna cut the number?
- No, I don't think so, Paul.
He's gonna cut it. He's gonna cut it.
Oh, God, that man.
He's gonna drive me crazy.
It's showtime, folks.
It's... it's not quite ready yet.
And, Paul, it's not exactly
the way we talked about it.
- Hm?
- It's a little different.
- Mind doing that somewhere else?
- Sorry.
If you wanna come in, I'll show it
to you in about five minutes.
I wanna get a drink of water.
Take off with us
Take off with us
We're warmin' up so
We're warmin' up
NY to LA
Going all the way
Won't you climb aboard
You'll ride as smooth as glass
Glass
Meet our friendly, eager crew
They only live to service you
Service, service, service you
This flight, this flight comes complete
With your choice of seat
And any seat you grab will be first class
Up there, where the clouds are pillowy
You're as close to heaven
as you'll ever be
Lean back, relax
Here come the snacks
Drop your diet, have a fall
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop with one
Try 'em all
Try 'em all
The music's ready to begin
Take out your headset, plug it in
What's your answer, chum?
Are you gonna come?
On the coolest, hottest
Coolest, hottest
Coolest, hottest trip that's ever been
Lean back, relax
Thanks, thanks a lot, but it's
not exactly over yet. Murray?
Smoke, smoke.
Smoke... Smoke...
The lights go down
and a light comes up over there.
Welcome. Welcome aboard Air Rotica.
Take off with us
Flying not only coast to coast...
...but anywhere your desires
and fantasies wish to take you.
Take off with us
Let us all get to know one another.
- Remember, we can take you anywhere.
- They're taking their clothes off.
Mm-hm.
Just reach out your hand
and introduce yourselves.
- My name is Sam.
- My name is Otto.
- My name is Jennifer.
- My name is Rima.