student working
to save some money for college.
Now I'm flattered
that you asked,
but there's really nothing you can
say to change my mind.
How about 150,000 drachmas
a week?
Perhaps the most outstanding
example of the Ionic border
is the Erechtheum located
in the Acropolis.
At the southern portico
of the Erechtheum
is the famed
Porch of the Maidens,
known for its
six sculpted caryatids.
These female figures dating
from the fifth century BC
act as columns supporting
an entablature on their heads.
Oh, man, we have
a porch of maidens here
and I am erect-ium.
Check out that boat.
It's not the boat
I'm checking out.
Speaking of checking out..
Hello, up there.
You're the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen.
What's your name?
I have to talk to you.
I'm coming aboard.
Come on now,
keep away from the boat.
- I'm gonna shoot!
- Stop!
Get away from the boat!
Get away from the boat!
- Get him! Get him!
- Bring her over here.
Shoot him again.
Shoot him again!
Get back!
# Playing the demons
way down deep inside me #
# Stirring and compromise
surrender #
# And I lost another battle #
# Weakness of the flesh
has won again... #
Very good.
Hey, Cleo, wait up.
You were really good today.
- Me?
- Yeah.
How do you like
making movies?
Honestly, it was the most
boring day of my life.
All that waiting around with nobody
to talk to but actors.
Sorry, princess. I guess actors are
beneath someone of your noble birth.
Cookie:
Bobo, you don't understand.
Scram. Will you scram?
That's all.
And you, Mr. Popapipoles,
out out.
I want you out.
I will not tolerate this trashy,
sexist behavior on my set.
You are finished.
I have a contract, sir.
You can't do this.
You have a contract,
do you?
Well, I invoke the morals clause
on your contract.
Oh, shit!
The morals clause?
What's going on?
Logan caught Mr. Popapipoles
with his hand
in the Cookie jar.
Pervert! You're through.
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
You're history. Shoo!
Logan, you just fired one
of my supporting leads
and he has to
work again tomorrow.
Replace the degenerate.
One one day's notice?
How?
Throw a souvlaki sandwich
into any crowd.
Anyone you hit will be
a better actor than that turkey.
Logan!
I'll be seeing you later, princess.
Look, Scott,
I didn't mean to be a snob.
I'm just feeling uneasy
about what we're doing.
If my stepfather hears
that we have a nude scene together,
he'll lock me up
and come after you with a knife.
Scotty: Why is it every time I see that
man he has a weapon in his hand?
Maybe it's a sign.
Thanks for a happy night.
Ciao.
Scott, what are you trying to do,
give me a heart attack?
I know you've been mad at me,
but I did not expect
to find you in war paint.
Are you making fun
of my avocado mask?
Me? Make fun of that?
Looks pretty stupid.
Morgie, I was only kidding.
Look, if you wanna know the truth,
that guacamole on your face
really turns me on.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Hey, little girl.
I'm Dr. Dan
and I make house calls.
Naughty girl,
have you been cleaning your ears?
Scotty, don't.
You know what
that does to me.
That's why Dr. Dan is doing it.
Guess what.
I ran out of birth control pills.
Are we safe without 'em?
Honey, do we care?
Well, I guess
that's your answer, huh?
And I thought
you loved me.
Morgan, let's not fight.
We can hold off making love
until you get some more pills.
In the meantime, Dr. Dan could use
a little physical therapy,
if you know what I mean.
God!
Oh!
Morgan, you don't know
what it's like on the set
all day surrounded
by these beautiful girls
with beautiful bodies.
Come on, reach out
and touch someone. Me.
Oh, I got you.
So while you lie back
and daydream
about all those
great-looking bodies,
Morgie here does
all the dirty work, right?
Come on,
Dr. Dan just needs a little relief.
You need relief, honey?
Take two of these
and call me in the morning.
I'm taking a bath.
Morgan!
Okay, who wants
the