- Yeah.
Oh, perfidious slut.
You're history too.
Off my set. You're fired.
Myopic little ditsoid.
What did you call her?
I called her a myopic
little ditsoid.
You want to make
something of it?
Let's just discuss it,
Logan, okay?
Okay-- oh!
Go, stop her!
( tires screech )
Announcer:
All passengers on Olympic flight 300
for New York City
should now be aboard.
Okay, cutiepies,
this is your dash to freedom.
On action, I want you to start
running toward that plane.
Now the gorillas are going to be
coming from right behind,
so you're going to
have to haul ass.
( shouting in Greek, panting )
( Cookie whistles )
Wait for me!
You can't leave without me!
Stop the plane!
Stop!
- Roll sound.
- Rolling.
- Camera... action!
- ( beeps )
( shouting in Greek )
You idiots!
Get back here!
You're going to the wrong plane!
( all shouting )
Get back here! We don't have enough
time to shoot another--
- Come on.
- You made it.
Scott, this is crazy.
- What are we doing?
- Eloping.
Excuse me.
There seems to be a problem here.
( shouting )
May I see your ticket, please?
Two tickets.
And our two passports.
Everything seems to be in order.
- Logan: Stop them!
- ( all shouting )
Oh, you're history!
You'll never work
in this town again!
You lice!
You bums!
You rummies!
You bunghole zippers!
Quit whining, Logan.
It's just a dumb movie.
- Dumb movie?
- Yeah.
Come here.
Come here.
- Come here.
- ( dull thud )
Dumb movie.
( pop music playing )
( whistles )
# Ooh yeah yeah #
# Wake up with the sun
upon my face #
# Breezes blowing clouds
across the sky #
# Troubles disappear
without a trace #
# Living on an island,
just you and I #
# We don't need a ticket #
# Just take me by the hand #
# Love is gonna lead us #
# To our promised land #
# Adventures #
# In paradise #
# You take me around the world #
# When I close my eyes #
# You got me walking
on fire and ice #
# And it sure feels nice #
# We can catch a ride
upon a star #
# Dance away our blues
in outer space #
# In your arms
I found my Shangri-La #
# Heaven's waiting for me
in your embrace #
# We don't need directions #
# To tell us where to go #
# Love is gonna lead us #
# To a place we know #
# Adventures #
# In paradise #
# You take me around the world #
# When I close my eyes #
# You got me walking #
# On fire and ice #
# And it sure feels nice #
# Whoa-oh whoa-oh-oh #
# Adventures #
# In paradise #
# You take me around the world #
# When I close my eyes #
# You got me walking
on fire and ice #
# And it sure feels nice #
# Adventures #
# In paradise. #"Foreign Affairs," slate one, take one.
Man: Oh, great, we're gonna need
a translator for the slates.
Woman: Hold it a moment, everybody.
Keep rolling.
Man:
What are we holding for?
- Woman: Birds.
- Man: What birds?
Woman: A flock flew by a moment ago.
It looked great.
Man: What makes you think
these birds are coming back, Zacherly?
Zacherly:
I can feel it in my gut, Logan.
Logan:
Cut!
Cut the damn camera!
I've got a feeling
in my gut too,
a sinking feeling that we're
going to be over budget
on the very first setup.
On the last picture,
they were...
like wild dogs.
We didn't come to Greece
to go birdwatching, Zacherly.
So if you please,
madam director,
would you get your ass
in gear
and get the camera rolling,
birds or no birds?
# Yeah, yeah! #
# Wake up with the sun
upon our face #
# Breeze is blowing clouds
across the sky #
# Troubles disappear
without a trace #
# Living on an island #
# Just you and I #
# We don't need a ticket #
# Just take me by the hand #
# Love is gonna lead us #
# To our promised land #
# Adventures in paradise #
# You take me
around the world #
# When I close my eyes #
# You got me walking #
# On fire and ice #
# And it sure feels nice #
# We can catch a ride #
# Upon a star #
# Dance away our blues
in outer space #
# In your arms,
I've found my