husband you
thought he was obsessed with gardening.
I always thought
he was obsessed with girls' bums.
Really?
Oh, yes, he was always keen on a wobbler.
What do you mean?
How do you know?
Oh, don't get excited.
It's all in the past.
What is?
I sometimes feel that
the past is never past.
What do you mean?
You mean that yesterday is today?
That's right. You feel the same, do you?
I do.
Bollocks.
I wouldn't like to live again, though,
would you? Once is more than enough.
I'd like to live again. In fact I'm going
to make it my job to live again.
I'm going to comeback as a better person,
a more civilized person,
a gentler person, a nicer person.
Impossible.
I wonder where these two met?
I mean Lambert and Suki.
Behind a filing cabinet.
What's a filing cabinet.
It's a thing you get behind.
No, not me mate.
You've got the wrong bloke.
I agree with my wife. I don't even know
what a filing looks like.
I wouldn't know a filing cabinet
if I met one coming round the corner.
So what's you job now then, Suki?
Oh, I'm a schoolteacher now.
I teach infants.
What, little boys and girls?
What about you?
Oh, Julie and me - we run charities.
We do charities.
Must be pretty demanding work.
Yes, we're at it day and night,
aren't we?
Well, there are so many worthy causes.
You're a banker? Right?
That's right.
He's a banker.
With a big future before him.
Well, that's what he reckons.
I want to ask you a question.
How did you know he was a banker?
Well, it's the way he carries himself,
isn't it?
Oh yes.
What about you two?
Us two?
Yes.
Well, we're consultants, Matt and me.
Strategy consultants.
Strategy consultants.
It means we don't carry guns.
We don't have to.
We're peaceful strategy consultants.
Worldwide. Keeping the peace.
Wonderful.
Eh?
Really impressive.
We need a few more of you about.
We need more people like you.
Taking responsibility. Taking charge.
Keeping the peace. Enforcing the peace.
We need more like you.
I think I'll have a word with my bank.
I'm moving any minute
to a more substantial bank.
I'll have a word with them.
I'll suggest lunch. In the City.
I know the ideal restaurant.
All the waitresses have big tits.
Aren't you pushing the tit's bit
a bit far?
Me? I thought you did that?
Be careful. You're talking to your wife.
Have some respect, mate.
Have respect. That's all we ask.
It's not much to ask.
But it's crucial.
So how is the strategic
consultancy business these days?
Very good, old boy. Very good.
Very good. We're at the receiving end
of some of the best tea in China.
To celebrate a treasured
wedding anniversary.
That's the best of the best.
And may the best man win!
The woman always wins.
Always.
That's really good news.
The woman always wins.
To the happy couple. God bless.
God bless you all.
Cheers, cheers...
What a wonderful restaurant this is.
Well, we do care. I will say that.
We care. That's the point. Don't we?
Yes. We do care. We care about the welfare
of our clientele. I will say that.
What you say means so much to me.
Let me give you a cuddle.
And let me give you a cuddle.
This is so totally rare, you see.
None of this normally happens.
People normally - you know -
people normally are so distant
from each other.
That's what I've found.
Take a given bloke -
this given bloke doesn't know
that another given bloke exists.
It goes down through history, doesn't it?
It does.
One bloke doesn't know
that another bloke exists.
Generally speaking.
I've often found.
I'm so touched that you're sisters.
I had a sister.
But she married a foreigner
and I haven't seen her since.
Some foreigners are all right.
Oh, I think foreigners are charming.
Most people in this restaurant tonight
are foreigners.
My sister's husband had a lot of charm
but he also had an enormous mustache.
I had to kiss him at the wedding.
I can't describe how awful it was.
I've got such soft skin, you see.
Do you mind