like
what I have to offer...
...you can buy from someone else.
Assuming Batman left anyone
to buy from.
[BARKlNG]
My dogs are hungry.
Pity there's only one of you.
[THUG 1 YELLS]
[THUG 2 YELLS]
[GUN COCKS]
CHECHEN: What--?
SCARECROW: That's not him.
Loose the dogs!
[SCREAMS]
SCARECROW:
That's more like it.
[TlRES SCREECHlNG]
[GRUNTlNG]
[YELLlNG]
[DOG GROWLS]
[YELLS]
[DOG WHlMPERS]
[TlRES SCREECHlNG]
Don't let me find you out here again.
-We're trying to help you.
BATMAN: I don't need help.
Not my diagnosis.
What gives you the right? What's
the difference between you and me?
I'm not wearing hockey pads.
OFFlCER:
Everybody back now!
[REPORTERS CLAMORlNG]
He can't resist showing us his face.
GORDON:
What's he hiding under that makeup?
RAMlREZ: Uh, can we get a minute,
people, please?
Him again. Who are the others?
Another bunch of small timers.
[DEVlCE CLlCKlNG]
BATMAN:
Some of the marked bills I gave you.
My detectives have been
making drug buys with them for weeks.
This bank was another drop for the Mob.
That makes five.
-We found the bulk of their dirty cash.
-Time to move in.
We'd have to hit all banks
simultaneously. SWAT teams, backup.
What about this Joker guy?
One man or the entire Mob? He can wait.
When the new DA hears about this,
he'll want in.
-Do you trust him?
-Be hard to keep him out.
I hear he's as stubborn as you are.
ALFRED:
Be nice when Wayne Manor's rebuilt.
You can swap
not sleeping in a penthouse...
...for not sleeping in a mansion.
Whenever you stitch yourself up,
you do make a bloody mess.
Yeah. It makes me learn
from my mistakes.
You ought to be pretty knowledgeable
by now, then.
My armor.
I'm carrying too much weight.
I need to be-- I need to be faster.
I'm sure Mr. Fox can oblige.
-Did you get mauled by a tiger?
-lt was a dog.
-Huh?
-lt was a big dog.
There were more copycats last night,
Alfred, with guns.
Why don't you hire them and
take the weekend off?
That wasn't exactly
what I had in mind...
...when I said I wanted
to inspire people.
I know.
But things have improved.
Look at the new district attorney.
BRUCE:
I am, closely.
Need to know if he can be trusted.
Are you interested in his character
or his social circle?
Who Rachel spends her time with
is her business.
I trust you don't have me followed
on my day off.
If you ever took one, I might.
Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Batman has no limits.
-Well, you do, sir.
-Well, can't afford to know them.
And what's gonna happen
on the day that you find out?
We all know how much you like to say
"l told you so. "
On that day, Master Wayne,
even I won't want to.
Probably.
[DOOR OPENS]
MAN:
Sorry I'm late, folks.
[DOOR CLOSES]
-Where were you?
-Worried you'd have to step up?
-Harvey, I know these briefs backwards.
-Well, then...
...fair's fair.
Heads, I'll take it. Tails, he's all yours.
Yeah? You wanna
flip a coin to see who leads?
My father's lucky coin. As I recall,
it got me my first date with you.
I wouldn't leave something like that
up to chance.
I don't. I make my own luck.
BAlLlFF: All rise.
The Honorable Judge Freel presiding.
I thought the DA just played golf
with the mayor or things like that.
Teeoff's 1:30. More than enough time
to put you away for life, Sally.
With Carmine Falcone in Arkham...
...someone must have stepped up
to run the so-called family.
Is that man in this courtroom today?
-Could you identify him for us, please?
-You win, counselor.
It was me.
[CROWD LAUGHS]
I have a sworn statement from you
that this man...
...Salvatore Maroni, is the new head
of the Falcone crime family.
Maroni? He's a fall guy.
I'm the brains of the organization.
[CROWD LAUGHS]
JUDGE: Order.
-Permission to treat...
-...the witness as hostile?
-Granted.
-Hostile? I'll show you hostile!
[CROWD GASPS]
[GUN CLlCKS]
Carbon fiber, .28 caliber,
made in China.
If you wanna kill a
public servant, Mr. Maroni...
...I