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that made us lose.
- Yeah, you little weasel.
Okay, pal. Kiss this.
(LAUGHING)
(ZAPPING)
(GIRLS SHRIEKING)
(ZAPPING)
(ZAPPING)
(EX CLAIMING)
- Shit.
- Shit.
Who is this guy?
- Hey!
- Hey!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Oh, Dexter, do you have
your pass key on you?
- Sure do, Mr. C. What do you need?
- My key doesn't seem to work in this lock.
We all seem to have that same problem
some time or another, don't we?
Hello, sir. Hello, Mr. Jones.
How are we today?
Just fine, Miss Burnhart.
You see, now this door has a special lock,
and Barney's got the key.
Maximum security for them flowers.
Thank you, Dexter.
I'll speak to Barney about this.
How is Barney's experiment
coming along?
That's what I can't seem to find out.
Everything is so secretive.
I want to see what's in there.
Barney? Barney, look.
I'm sorry I barged in the other day.
Maybe I've been too pushy,
but you just can't shut me out.
I can help. Can't we just talk?
- Okay.
- Great.
Now, I promise I won't do this if you
don't want to, so don't get mad, okay?
But please don't say no.
It'll be great for both of us, I swear.
All right, all right. What is it?
Okay, my sister knows someone
at a research journal,
and if we can continue our experiments,
she can publish our findings.
Hey, you know, that's a very good idea.
Oh, I knew you'd feel this way, Barney.
Isn't it exciting?
- Yeah. I'll talk to Peyton about it.
- Peyton? What for?
Well, he's sort of got all these plans for us.
You know, like selling the Ultra Grow,
that sort of stuff.
Figures. Another scientist sells out.
No, listen, someday,
I mean, I can get my own...
(GRUNTING)
Oh, my.
Well, how rich does Peyton think
you'll get in jail?
I'm ruined.
- I can't believe this.
- Come on.
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(ZAPPING)
(NEWSPAPER RUSTLING)
Yes, Miss Updike?
Look, today's Bachelor Bait. I'm sorry, sir,
but there is no response to your ad today.
I can't stand this waiting.
I knew that I shouldn't have admitted
that I was a high school principal.
They all probably assume I'm a dud.
Oh, I think it's best
to be honest from the start.
Excuse me, sir,
but I just learned something so shocking.
Oh, I can't stand to see them
make a fool of you, sir.
What is it, Miss Burnhart?
Barney's lab.
- It's...
- It's what?
It's... Come with me, sir.
I hope this is important, Miss Burnhart.
(GRUNTS)
Well, here they are.
What's the problem, Miss Burnhart?
Yes, what is it?
But there was marijuana there. I saw it.
I think you smoked it, Miss Burnhart.
I appreciate you showing me the orchid,
Miss Burnhart,
but sneaking through windows
does not exemplify the sort of behavior
we try to impart to our students.
Good grief.
(GASPS)
Oh, Dexter, I was...
Security check.
Got lucky, hey, Walt?
(CHUCKLING)
No, no, Dexter.
It's not what you think at all.
I sure hope not,
but I'll be saying my prayers for you,
just in case.
MISS BURNHART: God knows I tried.
Oh, Dexter.
- MISS BURNHART: Walter.
- Keep this to yourself, okay?
Always do.
I got a file in my head two feet thick
about a whole lot of things you do
that I keep to myself.
I'll be a son-of-a-gun.
BERNADETTE: Hurry up.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
It's too big. It doesn't fit.
BERNADETTE: We don't have all day,
Barney. Faster.
- Here, that's the last of it.
- (SIGHING) Thank goodness.
- Barney.
- Dex.
What are you doing here?
- Oh, nothing. I just thought I would...
- You got yourself a good catch here.
Barney's gonna be
a famous scientist some day.
Oh, well, thanks, Dex.
- We'll see you later.
- Bye.
Next time, take her someplace decent.
That was close.
(SNIFFING)
(COUGHING)
Wow.
Yeah.
Where am I? Barney? Is that you?
Barney is working with me now, Dex.
Mr. Einstein.
I'm feeling strange.
Someone's putting some shit on my mind.
Sounds like too many chilidogs, Dex.
You have to learn to relax.
Chilidogs are what I need to relax.
Salami, too,
but my old lady won't let me have
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