bucks?
For four grown people?
Where have you been? It takes
30 bucks just to look at a menu.
- This is a $2 bill.
- Let me see that.
Gee, I thought it was a 20.
- Really.
- Well, people palm them off that way.
You never know who's gonna
stick it to you, do you, Earl?
Look, if 32 bucks isn't enough,
we can always do it some other night.
Why don't we do it now.
Let's have your car keys, okay?
- My car keys?
- Yeah, my brakes are shot.
Why don't I get the food? I'm the one
who's supposed to be neighbourly.
You stay here and my wife
will keep you company.
Forget it. If you insist on paying for
dinner, the least I can do is go get it.
What I don't understand
is where you're going.
There's no place decent around here.
If you must know, it's a new place,
opened up on the other side of town.
Near the train station.
Across from the warehouse.
Italian.
I commute, I go by there twice a day,
five days a week...
...and I've never seen
a restaurant around there.
You calling me a liar?
No, I...
I'm just not very observant,
I guess.
I can't blame you.
They don't have their sign up yet.
But it's got a cute name:
Caesar's Garlic Wars.
Okay. Why don't you
get some ravioli...
...and some... What do you
call those stuffed clams?
- Stuffed clams.
- Yeah. And some scampi and garlic.
Whatever I get, Earl,
I first have to get going.
I'll get the keys.
Why don't you stay here
and make yourself at home.
I'll be right here.
Hi.
Took a bath. There's a dead rat
in our tub over there.
Vic said not to move it.
Took a pill. Moving always makes me
kind of hyper.
I hope you don't mind.
Yeah. Sure. I don't mind.
Oh, you do mind, don't you?
Vic's going out for Italian food.
You come down and join us
whenever you can, okay?
What are you so nervous about, Earl?
Afraid Vic will think you're up here...
...chewing me?
What are you doing? Robbing me?
Looking for a pencil to write down
what you want for supper.
You got a pencil in your hand.
$327. Is that all you had
at the end of last month?
That's none of your business.
Stay out of there, please.
- I just wanted to get the order right.
- Why don't we go downstairs.
Sure.
After you.
- So, what do you want?
- Make it simple.
Spaghetti, meatballs, a salad.
Whatever you want for you and...
What's not simple
is how I get to the restaurant.
- Use my car.
- Has it got a key or a rubber band...
...you wind up?
- Why don't I go with you.
Afraid I'll steal your car?
That's why I moved in next door?
So I could rip off your car
and move somewhere else?
- There you go.
- Back in a flash, pal.
Waffles are browning.
Always a thrilling sight.
Good news, Enid.
Italian food is on the way.
You arranged it?
Well, more or less.
I invited the neighbours.
Oh, you met them.
What did you think?
Earl?
They're...
...different.
I guess I'll go up and get dressed.
Upstairs?
What for?
You said they were coming over.
Well, they're not dressing.
They're barely dressed.
I mean, you could go
in the kitchen and set the table.
And turn the waffles off.
I'll be there in a minute to help you.
You got lots to do down here.
Yeah, there is something I forgot to do.
That's a boy.
You want some steak?
Don't tell me, you must be
our new neighbour. Come on in.
Thanks a lot.
Someone's stolen our truck...
...and I need to use the phone
to call the police.
Use the phone in the kitchen.
What a terrible thing, your first day.
It's even worse than just that.
Baby was in the back.
- Oh, my.
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
Vic. Your baby's drowning!
No chance.
Why should my dog be drowning?
Dog?
I thought "child."
We haven't any children.
Unless Ramona just pumped one out...
...and didn't tell me.
She calls the dog "Baby."
- She calls the dog "Baby"?
- Yeah. He's fine.
I just saw him around the back there.
When I drove up.
He's digging up something
in your flowerbed.
My flowerbed?
Hi, Enid.
Hi, Vic.
Oh, we met hours ago.
Earl here was