a lot of friends named Doris,
and they are none of those things.
- Yeah, but they're all—
- What?
No, no, no. Say it. Go ahead. Say it!
I would like to know what my daughter
thinks is wrong with my friends.
I don't want a middle-aged name.
I can't relate to it.
You can call me Dominique.
FINSECKER:
Dominique.
- That's ridiculous.
- It's French.
- I know what it is, but it's not you.
DORIS: I'll grow into it.
FINSECKER: Dominique Finsecker?
- No. Dominique Dupont.
- Sounds like a hooker.
- Oh, Mama.
I don't know what's happening to you.
Tell me what's happening to you.
Where did my Doris go?
Something wonderful is happening
to me, Mama. I'm growing up.
You're becoming somebody else.
- I'm becoming an actress.
- I want you to be the Doris that I know.
That I love. That helps
me with the groceries.
Makes me birthday cards...
...out of Cheerio packets, huh?
Not Dominique...
...who stays out all night.
Oh, Mama.
And gets pregnant.
Or has an abortion, God forbid.
Now, Dominique, she'd be smart.
But my Doris...
...she's dumb enough
to get knocked up-
Mama, it was just one night!
That's all it takes.
[CHEERING]
We'd like to welcome everyone to
The Rocky Horror Picture Show...
...here at the 8th Street Playhouse!
And our regulars would
like to wish a warm welcome...
...to all you virgins!
We have some special occasions tonight.
Tonight is Gail's birthday.
We have a special button
for a special young lady.
Tonight is Christine's 150th time!
Whoa! Whoa!
Let's hear it for her! Come on!
Now, we have a special warning
from the management.
No lit candles. No throwing
food at the screen. Understand?
Get on with the show!
This is the fucking show!
If you don't like it...
...you can go see the movie
in Staten Island!
Boy, is he in for a surprise tonight.
All right, for the cheers!
- Give me an R!
ALL: R!
- Give me an O!
- O!
- Give me a C!
- C!
- Give me a K!
- K!
- Give me a Y!
- Y!
- What's it spell?
ALL: Rocky!
- I can't hear you!
- Rocky!
- One more time!
- Rocky!
- Give me an E!
- E!
- Give me an A!
- A!
- What kind of time we gonna have?
- E-A!
What does that mean?
[GUITAR PLAYS]
MONTGOMERY [SINGING]:
Is it okay if I call you mine?
Just for a time
And I will be just fine
If I know that you know that I'm
Wanting, needing your love
Oh
If I ask of you, is it all right
If I ask you to hold me tight
Through a cold, dark night
'Cause there may be
A cloudy day in sight
And I need to let you know that I might
Be needing your love
Oh
And what I'm trying to say
Isn't really new
It's just the things that happen to me
When I'm reminded of you
[THUNDERING]
JANET: Where did that
motorcyclist come from?
/ guess we'll have to turn back.
[MAN TALKS OVER RADIO]
[JANET GASPS]
- What was that bang?
BRAD: Must have a blowout.
Damn it!
- / should have gotten that spare fixed.
ALL: Asshole!
BRAD: Stay here and keep warm.
I'll go for help.
JANET: Where will you go
in the middle of nowhere?
ALL:
What's white and sells hamburgers?
Didn't we pass a castle down the road?
Maybe they have a telephone.
JANET:
I'm going with you.
ALL:
Kick it!
[THUNDERING]
ALL: Hey, Janet! How about fries
to go with that shake?
Take the risk!
[WOMAN CHUCKLES]
[CLOCK CHIMING]
ALL:
Hey, Riff, show us your mother!
[SINGING]
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
Watch the film.
I've got to keep control
Lose it!
- / remember
- A lot.
- Doing the Time Warp
- One, two.
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
ALL:
How's it go?
It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips.
And bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Oh, my God.
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp