for a special young lady.
Tonight is Christine's 150th time!
Let's hear it for her! Come on!
Now, we have a special warning
from the management.
No lit candles. No throwing
food at the screen. Understand?
Get on with the show!
This is the fucking show!
If you don't like it...
...you can go see the movie
in Staten Island!
Boy, is he in for a surprise tonight.
All right, for the cheers!
- Give me an R!
R!
- Give me an O!
- O!
- Give me a C!
- C!
- Give me a K!
- K!
- Give me a Y!
- Y!
- What's it spell?
Rocky!
- I can't hear you!
- Rocky!
- One more time!
- Rocky!
- Give me an E!
- E!
- Give me an A!
- A!
- What kind of time we gonna have?
- E-A!
What does that mean?
Is it okay if I call you mine?
Just for a time
And I will be just fine
If I know that you know that I'm
Wanting, needing your love
Oh
If I ask of you, is it all right
If I ask you to hold me tight
Through a cold, dark night
'Cause there may be
A cloudy day in sight
And I need to let you know that I might
Be needing your love
Oh
And what I'm trying to say
Isn't really new
It's just the things that happen to me
When I'm reminded of you
Where did that
motorcyclist come from?
/ guess we'll have to turn back.
- What was that bang?
Must have a blowout.
Damn it!
- / should have gotten that spare fixed.
Asshole!
Stay here and keep warm.
I'll go for help.
Where will you go
in the middle of nowhere?
What's white and sells hamburgers?
Didn't we pass a castle down the road?
Maybe they have a telephone.
I'm going with you.
Kick it!
Hey, Janet! How about fries
to go with that shake?
Take the risk!
Hey, Riff, show us your mother!
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
Watch the film.
I've got to keep control
Lose it!
- / remember
- A lot.
- Doing the Time Warp
- One, two.
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
How's it go?
It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips.
And bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Oh, my God.
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
- You did what?
- I got stoned.
Took her top off,
played with her bongos.
- I did not!
- It was incredible!
It was more than incredible, it was fun.
I felt naked when people looked at me
before. But they weren't looking at me...
...they were looking at someone
I put on. Like a costume.
If I don't have a personality, so what?
I'm an actress.
I can put on
as many personalities as I want.
- To schizophrenia!
- Abso-fucking-lutely!
- Abso-fucking-what?
- You kids ready to order now?
- Michael?
- Yeah.
You don't remember?
Two years ago. I'm Doris Fin-
I was Doris Finsecker, when
you were a senior at P.A.
- Yeah. Around the corner.
- You remember Montgomery MacNeil...
...and Ralph Garci.
- Sure. Good old days.
How was Hollywood?
Slow.
I met some people,
went to some parties.
- I did a pilot for a series.
- I didn't see it.
Nobody saw it.
Sorry.
I did a couple of days as a male nurse.
- Oh, yeah?
- Did you?
- On a soap.
- Oh.
- I didn't like L.A. Too much.
- It sucks out there.
- Are you studying?
- I catch a class when I can.
Hard times, you know?
- I read for a showcase.
- Oh, really?
I got a callback next week.
- Hope you get it.
- Hey, good luck.
Yeah.
Yeah. Well...
What you kids having?
Got a special today on fried clams.
- Fried clams sound great.
- Yeah, that's fine.
- Fried clams is great.
Yeah, sounds good.
Of course.
Welcome to Catch a Rising Star.
Tonight is Monday night.
Did anybody know it was Monday night?
Monday night is audition night.
Anybody from anywhere...
...can come up here and do
what they want.
You should see what walks in the room.
Some of the people that started here
were