brain is fermenting.
Fine.
just give me the knife.
I'm using it!
My God.
What happened?
What just happened?
I don't know. We kissed. We kissed!
Actually, we necked. Definitely necked.
Okay, okay.
B- But how? Why?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Was it me? Did I start it? Did I?
No, no. It could have been me.
It might have been me.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
No, no. I'm sorry.
It's a terrible thing.
It's a terrible thing.
Oh, it's terrible!
It's unforgivable.
Awful.
Unconscionable.
It's nothing we can't handle.
You're right, you're right.
We're two mature adults.
We'll just talk it through.
There you go.
We're gonna talk it through.
Right. Look, it's very simple.
It's really very simple.
You need a woman.
Yeah, right.
A- And you need a man.
I got a man.
I got... Rick.
Oh, there you go!
Okay.
So you just get a woman.
That's good.
I'm just gonna get a woman.
That's what I'm gonna do.
All right. Then it's settled?
It's settled. Good.
Okay, good.
Here we go. Tea for two.
This'll take the edge
off the weather.
Any sign of forced entry?
Not that I know of.
Sugar?
You always keep these windows
unlocked, Mr. Minnifield?
Well, there's not much call
for security around here.
Oh, that is, until recently.
Uh, look. Why don't you
call me Maurice?
And, uh, Sergeant Semanski's
an awful mouthful.
What's your first name?
Officer.
Okay, Officer.
Tea. No sugar.
This is, uh, "Djarling."
Nice aroma, plenty of...
body.
Care for a cookie?
Have you noticed any strange vehicles
on or near the property?
You know, you are
a dedicated police officer.
That's a rare attribute these days,
sad to say.
What'd you do before you got into
the law enforcement racket?
I was in the air force.
Ah! A fellow flyboy!
Air traffic control.
I was an astronaut, myself.
Of course, I guess
you already knew that.
What's in there?
Oh, that's the gym.
Uh-huh.
Outstanding! There's
nothin' like free weights.
just you and the pain.
You wanna give 'em a try?
Well, I'm on duty.
Go ahead. Nothin' like pumpin'
a little iron to clear the cobwebs.
Well, it's... against regulations.
Oh, come on.
- Well-
- Yeah, that's the ticket.
What do you want, 120?
130?
Two-twenty.
Really?
All right, I'll spot for ya.
Ed. I-I'm startin' to have
some second thoughts.
I mean, when I spoke to you,
it was a moment of desperation.
Since then, I've had time
to reflect. To reconsider.
It's just a date.
Hi, Betty.
She doesn't speak English?
Uh-uh.
You didn't tell me that.
Why didn't you tell me that?
Dr. Fleischman.
Dr. Fleischman, this is Betty.
Hi! Hi, uh-
Have a seat.
It's unbelievable.
Incredible!
What?
"What''? Come on. Doesn't
she remind you of somebody?
Demi Moore.
No. Maggie.
Not really.
Root beer?
Sure.
She looks exactly like Maggie.
Exactly.
Did you see the lower lip?
The green eyes?
Ice?
Why not?
Thanks. You know, I admit,
I had my doubts. Grave concerns.
But I gotta hand it to you.
There are real possibilities here.
Mm. It's delicious.
Very good.
You seem like a very caring person.
Very sensitive.
Sensitive. Sensitive?
Ed, tell her what I just said.
I'm not getting
a whole lot of feedback here.
I'll check it out.
It's a pass, Dr. Fleischman.
Don't you think that's enough?
Two more reps!
One!
- Just don't want you to pull anything.
- Two!
My!
Oh, that was good!
Look, why don't you just relax,
put your feet up, get your breath,
and I'll go fix us some lunch.
No, thanks.
It's no problem. I can whip up
some chicken-fried steak,
and potatoes au gratin-
I'm gonna dust for prints.
Forget about the radio.
After lunch, I'll take you down
and show you the pond!
Mr. Minnifield, I was
sent here at your request.
I have a job to do.
There's a full foot of ice on
that pond. It's perfect for skating.
I'm gonna start with the windows.
Have you noticed
anyone acting differently?
Hmm. Differently.
You mean, like someone
flashing a big wad,