Thinsulite suit-
A lot of women get excited.
Excited, maybe.
Excited, okay.
But-But this is way beyond excited.
This is- This is-
This is really excited.
Look, Maurice, the only way for me
to see if you have sleep apnea
is to watch you sleep.
No, sir.
No way.
But, Maurice-
Do you think that I'm gonna lie there,
sleeping like a baby,
while you're crawling all over me?
I just wanna check your breathing.
Yeah, and look in my ears
and shine a light up my nose
and God knows what else.
And I won't be able
to do a damn thing about it.
How would you like it
if I watched you sleep?
I wouldn't, but-
Good. It's kinky.
Case closed.
There. You see?
It's moving.
You did it. You fixed it.
Give a man a set of combination wrenches,
and he can fix anything.
just one more little tweak.
That's got it.
Is that beautiful or what?
Beautiful? Try late.
I put a call into someone somewhere
six weeks ago.
Where'd you walk in from, Nome?
New York.
Red-eye from Kennedy.
Serious nightmare.
They showed Marked For Death.
You're my replacement?
You're Dr. Ginsberg?
Oh, please.
I can't handle this "Doctor'' stuff.
He likes to be called Dave.
I hope you don't mind.
I, uh, took a look around the office.
Well, it came furnished.
I didn't have to touch a thing.
I can see that.
You know, usually
I turn down these substitute gigs.
I mean, hey,
say what you will about New York,
but I see a lot of variety
in my practice.
I can't complain.
But when they said Alaska-
I mean, we're talkin'
serious wilderness here.
Am I right?
We're talkin' unspoiled beauty.
We're talkin'
a city boy's dream come true...
for two fabulous weeks.
You're actually looking forward
to your stay here?
- Oh, you bet.
- Where you from in New York?
- Flushing.
- Flushing?
- You know Flushing?
- Yeah, I'm from Flushing.
139th and Main.
- By the Long Island Railroad.
- Right.
How about that? Small worid.
Huh.
Well, I'll just-
I'll get this stuff out of your way.
I'll just toss it all in the, uh-
I'm gonna get this Tlingit language down
if it's the last thing I do.
Dr. Fleischman, is Dave still in there?
Yeah, yeah,
Dave's still in there.
Oh, good.
Hey, Ed.
What do you think
about this Dave, anyway?
Oh, he's nice.
Yeah? You base that conclusion on what?
His niceness.
Plus, he's an excellent doctor.
Yeah? How do you know that?
Well, he's Jewish,
and he's from New York.
That Dave, Jewish?
Give me a break.
The man's got no pigmentation.
His roots are blond.
Scandinavian?
His hair roots.
The guy's a Jewish impostor, Ed.
Some goyish overachiever
who changed his name from
Gilmore to Ginsberg to get credibility.
jewish! Give me a break.
What Jew who looks like that fixes heaters?
Michael Landon.
Michael Landon's Jewish?
Little Joe?
You gotta be kidding me.
Nope.
Well, I'm tellin' you,
Ginsberg's not.
Hey, what do I care?
I'm outta here in two days.
Oh, you.
I thought you'd be inside.
Dave's inside.
Uh, I better go see him
while he's still there.
See ya.
What's up, O'Connell?
Look, uh, I know
you've got a plane to catch
in Anchorage on Saturday,
and I know I'm supposed to fly you there,
but I have this errand
I have to run Saturday afternoon,
and by the time I'm finished
we'll be really late.
So I'm really sorry,
but you'll have to change your flight.
Okay? Thanks.
What are you talking about?
Change my flight?
I've been planning this trip for weeks.
Sorry.
You have an errand?
You have an errand?
What errand?
It's personal.
It's a personal errand.
What, you have to pick up
your dry cleaning?
You're lyin', O'Connell.
You're just tryin' to weasel out
of an agreement.
There's no errand.
You just don't wanna
take me to Anchorage.
Hey, I spent the last four months
living for this vacation.
I know. I know.
So?
It's just I keep having this stupid dream
about your plane crashing.
What?
You heard me.
You wanna cancel my trip because
you dreamed my plane crashed?