incompetent long enough, we'll feel sorry for you and you can go back to New York? Look, O'Connell... Why are you so committed to your helplessness? - I don't fix toilets so I'm helpless? - You're addicted to it. You wanna talk about helpless? Who needed a doctor so bad they bought one? Isn't that right up there on the helpless scale? An addict. A helplessness junkie. Have a great time. Tell Rick to drop by any time so I can sew up the punctures from you walkin' all over him in those heels. Hopelessly helpless. I'll take the hit. Maurice Minnifield is not one to dodge responsibility. And what went out of here yesterday on my airwaves was a disgrace. Whether or not Whitman deserves to be in the big tent with the big boys will be up to the vultures and the bookworms to decide. But the Minnifield Communications Network will not be a party to an exposй or a seal hunt. This is Cicely, Alaska, not San Francisco. That being said. Here's a tune from the Broadway show "Kiss Me Kate". Music and lyrics by Cole Porter who lived to be past a hundred. That oughta brighten up your day. Aagh! Eurgh! Like an ice cube! Oh, that's great! That's... - Just in time for breakfast. - I ate. Thanks. - How ya doin'? - I'm OK. Pull up a log. - Here? - Yeah. - How's the head feel? - It's still pretty mushy. Sure you've extracted all the glass slivers? I think so. That's pretty thick glass Maurice threw you through. Yeah. When I was a kid I always wanted to break something. Maurice has a hard head. Yeah, I'm sorry you got canned. Well, you know, I have more time to work on my art. I take it you're into metal. I like to shape it, buff it, weld it. That's interesting. You ever do any auto bodywork? That was my trade in the joint. How about that? I think you're comin' along fine. Yeah? So, I guess you'd be a whiz at plumbing? No, I'm afraid not. You having problems? Not really. It's just that my shower, well, uh, you know, it's... It's weak. Yeah, weak. So I think it might just be a question of water pressure. Sounds reasonable to me. So, how's your shower? Uh, I don't have one. No, no shower? What about a tub? No, no tub. What do you... What do you bathe in? The sink? No, the lake. - The lake? This lake? - Yeah. What about in winter? Doesn't it freeze up? Not really. You get thick ice for a couple of months, but come March you break through pretty easy. You might want to talk to Maggie. She's the best plumber Cicely's got. Hey. Hey, there. Joel, Mindy. Mindy, Joel. - Stayin' for breakfast? - Yeah, come on. - No, really. I gotta get goin'. - Nice meetin' you. Who is that? Mindy? She from around here? No, she's from Boston. Where'd you find her? In the woods. The woods? Which woods? These woods? Mm-hm. You found a girl from Boston, that looks like that, in these woods? Yeah. What was she doing here? Just walking. If it's not the water pressure, you might want to check out a How To book from the library. - There's a library? - You betcha. Let me tell you people something. Grissom, Glenn, Carpenter and Minnifield got into it a little bit down in Cape Canaveral. Scotty liked West Side Story. Gus like Guys and Dolls. And Johnno, well, Johnno was a Brigadoon man. As far as I was concerned, none of 'em could hold a candle to The King And I. Point of information: Yul Brynner would have made an outstanding flyboy. "I Whistle A Happy Tune", "Hello, Young Lovers", "Shall We Dance?" This one goes out to you, Scotty. - Can I help you, Dr Fleischman? - Just browsing. If you're looking for Whitman, it's on back order for three months. You're kidding! Nothing like an interesting sex life to get people reading. Actually, I'm not looking for Whitman. I'm looking for plumbing. Oh. Something specific? Yeah. I'll take whatever you got. Well, there's the plumbing section. - Morning, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Прогулка на английском - текст Несколько дней из жизни И.И. Обломова на английском - текст Багдадский вор на английском - текст Великое закрытие на английском - текст Как зелена была моя долина на английском |