make his day.
You got it, Janet.
Happy birthday, Daddy.
I've been walkin' these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack
in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway...
Maurice?
Maurice, you all right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Who were those guys?
What's goin' on?
Malcolm, um...
bought it.
Sorry to hear that.
Um...
who is Malcolm?
- My brother.
- Oh, wow.
Maurice, I'm...
I'm really sorry.
I didn't even know you had one.
I had a brother.
Malcolm P damn Minnifield.
Last of the footloose flyboys.
Mornin', Maggie.
We got bagels on the menu today.
Onion, pumpernickel,
plain and... uh, what?
- Bialy.
- Right. Bialy.
No, thanks.
Is there an airstrip
in Boswell, O'Connell?
Why? Do they have a supply
of cream cheese and lox?
No, I have to go up there
and teach a hygiene class.
- Good. Hygiene's essential.
- Thank you for that insight.
You're here to help
the residents of Alaska
whose hard work put you
through medical school, so help.
- How about flying me up there?
- I thought you hated small planes.
Not as much as I hate
being in a truck for 12 hours.
- You can help me with the class.
- Me, help you?
Well, you have to hang out
until I finish the class anyways.
I don't know
the first thing about hygiene.
I'm not gonna touch that one.
- Holling.
- What is it, Ed?
Well...
Well, what, Ed?
- What, Ed? What?
- Jesse's back.
Are you sure?
- Damn.
- Jesse who?
Couldn't you just leave it alone, Holling?
I mean, just let him pass through?
I couldn't do that, Ed.
He and I had an understanding.
I guess he wants to settle things
once and for all.
Jesse who?
You get the truck, Ed.
We leave at dawn.
- Yes, sir.
- Jesse who?
- Jesse the bear.
- Jesse's a bear?
Oh, not just any bear.
The bear.
Boswell, huh?
Boswell International Airport. Looks like
there won't be much of a luggage wait.
- Hi, folks.
- Welcome to Boswell, Dr Fleischman.
- Thank you.
- We really appreciate having an expert.
Sure. Let me begin by commending all of
you on your choice to come here today.
Good health equals good hygiene.
I'd like to begin today
with teaching you all the rudimentary
aspects of personal hygiene.
- Hygiene?
- Yeah, hygiene.
- What?
- This is Prepared Childbirth.
- Uh, no, it's not.
- Hey, look, mister.
- Doctor.
- Whatever.
I didn't wanna be here in the first place,
but she said I had to.
- So I'm here.
- Well, that's very good.
If you're not teachin' the stuff I've seen on
thirtysomething I want my money back.
Obviously, Dr Fleischman made
a mistake, but he's here, we're here, and...
if it's Prepared Childbirth you want,
it's Prepared Childbirth you'll get.
So, um, without further ado,
Dr Fleischman...
Uh, OK. Um...
Let's see. OK.
There are four words you need to know to
adequately prepare yourself for childbirth.
Take notes here, ladies.
I... want... my... epidural.
- Holling, this is your gun.
- Yes, it is, Ed.
I thought when we were goin' after Jesse
this time it was gonna be with a camera.
Ed, I've been
on the wagon since '88.
Since then I haven't killed
anything bigger than a water bug.
But this time - this one time -
it's different. This time it's Jesse.
Holling, I know
what you're gonna say:
It's dangerous, no place for a woman.
But I'm coming with you.
- You can't.
- I lay up all night thinking.
The way I see it is there's a chance
you might not come back.
- I'll be back.
- Maybe.
But Jesse's almost killed you before.
I can't let you just drive off into the sunset.
- I'm going with you.
- It's goin' to be rough.
I know that. But this may be one
of the last moments of your life, Holling.
When you shoot Jesse,
or he mauls you...
I'm gonna be there,
by your side.
It means that much to you?
You mean that much to me.
I go where my squeeze goes.
- You sound fine.
- Good.
But given your family history
you should consider a stress test.
You know, Joel,
over the years I've managed
to accumulate