Ooh, let's moon him.
Roll up your window.
Let's do a pressed ham under glass.
Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
Look at this, look at this.
He's giving us the finger.
Oh, all right.
So I saw that new movie about the Hindenburg.
Oh, yeah. What's that called?
Blimp: The Hindenburg Story.
How was it?
I found it morose.
Why dwell on these negative themes?
Yeah. They should make a movie
about all the Hindenburg flights that made it.
Anyway, right in the middle--
the ship blows up--
burning debris, bodies falling--
and then just as this eerie silence
settles over the airfield,
I yelled out, "That's gotta hurt!"
The place went nuts.
Imagine the laugh you could have gotten
if you'd yelled that out at the actual disaster.
Yeah.
Why are we slowing down?
What is that music?
What's with all these flags?
Oh, no.
It's the Puerto Rican Day parade!
Ohh! Oh, the city shuts down Fifth Avenue.
They never let anyone through.
We're never getting home.
All right. I'm gonna check it out.
Aaah! Mucho trбfico!
Well, the streets are all blocked.
I think every Puerto Rican
in the world is out here.
Well, it is our day.
Whoo. Wrong car. Sorry.
And the Mets score two in the eighth inning.
See? If we had stayed,
we could have seen those runs.
I could have had some ice cream.
That might have calmed down the nachos.
I'm going to miss 60 Minutes.
You know, I hate to miss 60 Minutes.
It's part of my Sunday weekend wind-down.
I don't know how you can unwind
with that clock ticking. It makes me anxious.
All right, gentlemen, I scouted it out.
I think we can get out over there.
But that's a one-way street
coming this way.
Besides, how am I gonna get
all the way over there?
Just inch over.
You worm your way.
Just do it, Jerry.
This exhaust.
I'm gonna throw up.
You know, you should
make yourself throw up.
Huh?
You know you're going to.
All right, I'm worming.
Hey, Jerry.
You know who the grand marshal is
of this thing?
None other than Miss Chita Rivera.
They're not letting me in.
My hand is out.
Well, I think we're gonna need more than a hand.
They have to see a human face.
You sure you want his face?
No, no, no.
It was Marнa Conchita Alonso.
This guy's giving me the stare-ahead.
The stare-ahead. I hate that.
I use it all the time.
Look at me!
I am man! I am you!
All right, he's letting you in.
Thank you! Creep.
Oh! I know who it is.
Stacy Keach.
One more lane to go.
All right! We're here!
Oh, look who's here.
My old buddy, black Saab.
Maroon Golf.
Where you going, black Saab?
You seem to be a tad askew.
Could you move your car back a little?
Oh. Sorry.
I seem to have cut you off.
All right, I think I know
where this is going,
and I am going somewhere else.
You can't do that.
You can't just leave the group.
I've been trying to
leave this group for 10 years.
Vaya con dios.
їCon dios?
Well, that's rude.
Can you believe her?
Yeah. I'll see you later.
Where are you going?
The movies.
Blimp is playing right there.
You're going to that again?
Why? Just to do that stupid line?
It's a performance, Jerry.
Like what you do.
That's not what I do.
Isn't it?
Maybe a little.
Ah, hell, I guess it is.
You know, actually, Jerry,
you haven't worked a room that big in a while.
Look at that guy's dog.
I hate it when their ears
get flipped inside out like that.
Why doesn't he fix it?
Hey!
Fold your dog's ear back!
Oh! This isn't moving!
I could walk faster than this.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
Here. I'm outta here.
Oh, now it's moving.
Oh, yeah. I knew it.
Hey! Hey!
Where to?
That's cute. That's really cute.
Oh! Come on!
All right.
Bye again.
Hey. Taxi! Taxi!
Ladies.
I, uh, I haven't seen this before.
What is that dot?
Oh, I think someone has
one of those funny laser pointers.
Gimme a box of those
and one of those.
Excuse me, are you the guy
with that funny laser?
The laser's not funny.
I'm funny.
Yeah. The thing is, I, uh...
I had this

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