God! What happened to you? Beautiful. God. Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas... .. since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his ass down that chimney tonight... .. he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house. You're goofy. - Don't piss me off, Art. - Clark? - It's over. - Not according to Santa's watch. - Come on, son. - Stay out of this, Dad. Clark, I think it's best if everyone just goes home. - Before things get worse. - Worse? How could they get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell. Son? I love you. We all love you. But this is a terrible night. Nothing's gone right. It's a disaster. You losing your temper with the whole family only makes things worse. You're too good a father to act like this. In years to come, you'll want your family to remember all the love you gave us. And how hard you tried to make the perfect Christmas. - Well, I just... - You just cocked it up. Oh, it's okay. It happens. - Our holidays were always such a mess. - Oh, yeah. How did you get through it? I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels. I love you. - Dad? - Yeah. Are you gonna recite The Night Before Christmas? It's your house. It's your Christmas. I'm retiring. "The children were nestled all snug in their beds... .. while visions of sugarplums danced in their heads. And Mama in her kerchief and I in my cap... .. had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter... .. I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window, I flew like a flash... .. tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the new-fallen snow gave a luster of midday to objects below. When what to my wondering eyes should appear but a miniature sleigh and... " And Eddie with a man in his pajamas with a dog chain... .. tied to his wrists and ankles. What the...? Stay here. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, Clark. You about ready to do some kissing? Yes, officer, it seems my husband's been abducted. The man was... .. wearing a blue leisure suit, and the plates were from Kansas. He was a huge, beastly, bulging man and... I've never been treated like this in my life. I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping. You're fired. And where's the phone? I'm calling the police. Hey, just hold your wad there, fella. Clark had nothing to do with this. This here was my idea. All right. He's still fired, and you are going to jail. Oh, no. Eddie, it was my fault. I lost my temper when I got my bonus. - I guess I said things I shouldn't have. - Bonus? How did you get a bonus? I cut out bonuses this year. Yeah. Thanks for telling us. I was expecting a check. Instead I got enrolled in a jelly club. Seventeen years with the company. I've gotten a bonus every year but this one. You don't wanna give bonuses, fine! But when people count on them as part of their salary... .. well, what you did just plain... - Sucks. Thank you, Russ. My... .. cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain... I appreciate that, Clark. Is innocent. I'll be more than happy to take the rap on this. On behalf of myself and every other employee you rear-ended this Christmas. Look... .. sometimes things look good on paper... .. but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much... .. if to get it you have to hurt the ones you depend on. It's people that make the difference. Little people, like you. So, Carl... .. whatever you got last year... .. add 20 percent. Our pool! Dad. Go away, Todd. If you wanna come in, you are ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Назад в будущее 2 на английском - текст А вдруг получится! на английском - текст Остров сокровищ на английском - текст Рассказ домовладельца на английском - текст Последняя Ночь на английском |