in shape?
The same way we're gonna get
the whole world into shape.
Drugs, sex and rock 'n' roll!
Drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll!
Drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll!
- Yeah?
- You see what's going on?
What should I do? They keep
handing her bottles up on the stage.
Thank you.
Some nights people say, "When's
the first time you heard the blues?"
And you know what I tell them?
"The day I was born."
You know why? You know why?
Because I was born a woman.
We've got some noisy females
in the house tonight.
Being a woman is so interesting,
don't you find it?
What are we, ladies? We are
waitresses at the banquet of life.
Get into that kitchen
and rattle them pots and pans.
You better look good doing it...
...or else you're gonna lose
a good thing.
And why do we do that? I'll tell
you why. We do that to find love.
I love to be in love.
Don't you love to be in love?
Ain't it just great to be in love?
Ain't it grand,
laying there late at night...
...waiting for your man to show up?
And when he finally does,
about 4:00 in the morning...
...with whiskey on his breath and
the smell of another woman on him...
Oh, honey, I can smell
another woman at 500 paces.
That's an easy one to catch.
Oh, Mama getting nasty.
What do you do when he comes home
with the smell of another woman on him?
Do you say, "Honey, let me open up
my loving arms and my loving legs"?
"Dive right in, baby, the water is fine."
Is that what you say, girls?
Or do you say, "Fuck this shit!
I've had enough of you, you asshole!
Pack your bags!
I'm putting on my waitress cap
and my heels.
I'm gonna find me a good, true man!
A man to love me, for sure."
I'll tell you something.
At one time, I actually thought
I'd found myself one. I did.
When he held me in his arms
And said, "Baby"
When a man loves a woman
If she's bad
He can 't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he put her down
When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Trying to hold on to what he needs
Give up all his comforts
Go and sleep out in the rain
If she said
"Baby, that is how it's gonna be"
When a man loves a woman
Give her everything that he has
Try to hold on
To her precious love
Crying, "Baby, baby
Please don 't treat me bad"
When a man loves a woman
Down deep in his soul
She can bring him such misery
Yeah, she's bad
But, ooh
He's the last one to know
Loving eyes don 't ever see
So this man says
He loves me
He loves me
He gives me everything
Everything, everything that he has
Trying to hold on
To my precious love
Crying, "Baby, baby
Don 't you treat me, treat me bad"
Oh
Oh, baby
When a man loves a woman
He can do her no wrong
He could never hold another girl
Oh, you tell me
You love me, baby
And gonna hold me tight
Baby, baby
This is a man 's
World
In this man 's world
- Hurry up.
- Why couldn't I change?
We have only 30 minutes
to get to Billy Ray's.
- We've got it covered.
- Everyone's got it covered, eh?
Hey, what's the matter?
What's happening?
Jesus, I'm...
Oh, I'm hungry, I'm tired.
- Feed me, hold me, make me happy.
- Wait, I got something.
- What you got in that?
- Vitamins. Cs and B12s.
Cookies and milk.
- Kids' stuff.
- Yeah, keep it that way.
Wanna check? I've been clean
so long my scars have healed.
I'm not checking your arms anymore.
That's all behind us, eh?
- I look like shit!
- You look like a star!
I don't wanna go to Long Island
to see hicks.
- Billy Ray's been begging to meet you.
- Then why don't he come to see me?
You can hear the whistle blow
A hundred miles
- Billy Ray?
- Shh!
- Billy Ray?
- What?
You remember Rudge Campbell.
This here is the Rose.
- Hi. How you doing? Hello, Sturdily.
- How are you, ma'am?
I wish this cherry was in my band.
You diddle that thing, son?
Oh, my, I don't believe you.
What a fine young piece, here.
Billy Ray, this is Rose.
- Hi, hello.
- Hi, Rose.
Gosh, I've loved you
for so many years.
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