driver.
Rose! Come back here!
What are you looking at?
You know who I am?
Yeah.
You're the Rose.
Is that all?
Excuse me?
Is that all
you're gonna say?
I don't know.
I always liked
your music...
a lot.
That's all right.
You don't have to
fall down
and wet your pants.
My name's Houston.
You from Texas?
Yeah. Poxahachi.
Poxa what?
Poxahachi.
It's got the highest
rate per capita
of insanity,
suicide,
and incest
in the country.
But it's fun
on Saturday night.
Is that right?
Where you headed,
lady?
Oh, I don't know.
The big city.
New York!
I picked myself
a live one tonight!
Bright lights,
big city.
Bright lights, big city.
You're smoking tonight!
Have one
on your ol' mama.
Hey, thanks.
Look what
the cat dragged in.
Those pies
sure looking good.
Jell-O don't look
bad either.
We don't serve hippies.
That's O.K. We don't
eat them neither.
Arlene.
O.K.
I would like
ham and swiss on rye
and a beer, please.
I would like a B.L.T.
with pickles.
Please just order
something to go, O.K.?
I mean, we don't want
no trouble, you know.
Suits the shit
out of me.
O.K.
Sure. Give us
ham and cheese--
What the hell
are you looking at?
Damn! Ain't you
Paul Newman?
Get lost, bimbo!
Look, why don't you
take some danishes?
I can put them
in a bag.
Whatever you got
that's quick.
O.K.
Hey, Rose.
I'd haul ass
if I was you.
Yeah. When we
get our stuff.
It's coming!
I'm about ready
to kick me some ass!
Take this
sloppy whore out.
If your dick's
as small as your brain,
you're in a lot of trouble.
Oh, my God, don't!
I'll give you a fight!
Knock it off!.
Go! Get out
of here, please!
Look, please go.
Show's over!
That man's gonna
continue eating.
Oh, my God!
Oh, God!
Jack,
get some ice!
Doggone!
You slapped
that sucker silly.
That was just like
being on TVi.
Let the good times roll.
Student leaders claimed
women and children
were burned to death
as a result of U.S. troops
using napalm.
They're animals.
I don't know how human beings
can behave that way.
Chemical defoliants sprayed
on Vietnamese jungles
were destroying
the Vietnamese food supply.
Houston...
you look like
you need a drink.
And you know what?
Your ol' mama's
gonna buy you one.
We're gonna put
our dancing shoes on
and buy ourselves
a drink.
Good deal, Lucille.
Aah!
George! Big George!
Give me some skin, man.
My old pal,
this is
my new pal.
d Letter to daddy d
d His address
is heaven above d
d I've written d
d " Dear Daddy d
d We miss you..." d
Oh, man!
Oh, you
old freak!
Shit. Your hair
has a hard on!
Who's the young
Republican?
He saved my life
twice tonight.
d The postman says
that's best to do d
d Bee doobie do d
d I've written
a letter to Daddy dd
I've got a new bag...
very pure.
You could run this horse
all the way to Aqueduct.
I don't ride
the horse no more.
I'm clean!
What are
you drinking?
Tequila!
A bottle of tequila
and no grass.
Oh, how daring!
I used to be
a big star, too,
Miss Hudson.
My sister Henry.
Weirdsville!
Come on.
Relax, relax!
Did you hear about
the Polish lesbian?
She liked men!
d I love you dd
Reminds me of a dream
I had in the Philippines.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, bitch.
Butch! I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Right on.
Well, thank you.
You're a wonderful audience.
We have somebody
in the audience
who tried to sneak in
a little while ago.
She used to live upstairs.
Every night we'd say,
"Are you sleeping?"
She never was.
Where's my 1 0 bucks,
motherfucker?
How rude!
She did a concert
earlier tonight
where she personally
slayed thousands of people.
Waiter, would you
send her a drunk on me?
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'll get in trouble
for pointing her out,
the incredible Rose!
All right!
Hey, mama!
Rose! Rose! Rose! Rose!
Rose! Rose! Rose! Rose!
All right!
Rosie, we got
a surprise for you.
All right, gentlemen,
hit it for the woman!
Aah!
Hi, you motherfucker!