for certain #
# It's never gonna stop #
# When it all gets
too heavy #
# They come and they go #
# Where they go? #
# They got one
thing in common #
# They got the fire
down below #
# It happens out in Viegas #
# Happens in Moline #
# The blue blood
streets of Boston #
# In Berkeley
and in Queens #
# Went on yesterday #
# It's goin' on tonight #
# Somewhere
there's somebody #
# Treatin' somebody right #
Hello, gorgeous!
Talk about your
second-hand Rose!
# Find her every time #
# Street lights flicker #
# Bringin' on the night #
# Slippin' into darkness #
# Slippin' out of sight #
# All through
the midnight #
# Oh, they come
and they go #
# Oh, they go, they go,
they go #
# They got one
thing in common #
# They got
the fire down below #
Ohh!
Are you in town
for good or for fun?
Aah!
# It happens out in Viegas #
# It happens in Moline #
# On the blue blood
streets of Boston #
# Out in Berkeley,
out in Queens #
# It went on yesterday #
# It's goin' on tonight #
# Somewhere
there's somebody #
# Treatin' somebody right #
# I'm lookin' out for Rose #
# She's lookin'
mighty fine #
# Walk the streets
with Nancy #
# Find her every time #
# When the street lights
flicker #
# Bringin' on the night #
# I'll be
slippin' into darkness #
# Slippin' out of sight #
# All through the shadows #
# They come and they go #
# Oh, they go #
# Oh, they go #
# They got one
thing in common #
# They got the fire
down below #
# They got
one thing in common #
# They got the fire
down below #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
# Fire #
Are you trying to
get in my bloomers?
Working on it.
You brown-eyed
motherfucker.
Where you been
all my life?
# I'm calling up
to tell you #
# That I love you #
# I'm calling up
to tell you #
# That I care #
# Whoo #
# Do do dooo #
# Do do do dooo #
Ah, ever polite,
honey!
That's the way
mama taught me.
Which mama
was that?
Look at this place,
honey.
I'm rich enough to buy
the whole damn place.
You like being rich?
I sure do.
Someone's spreading
the rumor
that being rich is a drag.
Whoever's spreading
that rumor
is dead-ass broke!
Were you ever rich?
Not like that.
Once I went
down a river.
I didn't see
another soul
for six days.
Felt like I owned
the whole thing.
Were you really
alone for six days?
Yeah.
I ain't been alone
in about 300 years.
300 years?
Yeah. 300 years.
# Do do do do #
# Do do dooo #
You're something else, lady.
Something else.
Mister...
so are you.
Mmm...
thank you.
Viery good.
Do you think
I'm sexy?
You kidding?
Come on. The Rose
wants to know.
Anybody who talks
about themselves
in the third person
is loony tunes.
You don't fool
around, do you?
I don't have the time.
You have
time for me.
You want
to go steady?
Want to
go steady?
Do you? Do you?
What the hell.
I'll just get you
a box of
chocolate-covered cherries.
Oh, God.
Remember them?
Wrapped in
gold paper
with little
cracked hearts.
On Vialentine's Day,
the boys and girls
exchanged them.
Oh...
I wish I'd known you
in high school.
I wish you had, too.
I wish I had a girl
with hair this color.
I don't
need charity
off trash
like you.
What is it?
Huh?
What's
the matter?
Oh, I hate this
mushy love stuff!.
Wake me up when
the killing starts.
I'll tell you
something,
something about me
that's so weird,
you won't believe it.
Yes, I will.
No, you won't.
Bet you I will.
All right.
Here goes.
Um...
once...
when I was
in high school...
I got drunk
one night, and I...
I, uh...
I took on the whole
football team.
You always tell
Christmas stories
like this?
You're shocked,
ain't you?
No, I ain't
shocked.
I woke up
on the 50-yard line.
I'd hate to tell you
some of the places
I've woke up.
You know,
I've waited
all my life
to go back there
like