year?
Same as a regular year,
only it has less calories.
- What is it?
- It's actually two pairs of stars...
revolving around each other, but
they're so far away they look like one.
What keeps them together?
Mutual attraction.
That's fairly romantic.
"Strange attractors in my window
of possible movement."
Say again.
"Passionate kisses
I hope you'll read with your lips."
Sorry.
Just something from a letter I got.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
An amazing letter.
You liked it?
No, I didn't like it.
I loved it.
- Whose letter?
- Chris.
He can write?
I'm melting.
Let me show you
that dumbbell nebula.
There's something I don't get.
Here's a guy
who dodges me for days.
So I figure
he's not interested...
but C.D. Tells me
he wants to write me a letter.
I figure it's gonna be
about why he won't talk to me...
but it's not.
It was strange and...
intelligent...
and sexual.
Why is he writing?
He only lives a block and a half away.
What do you want me to do?
Ask him out for you?
She wants a date?
She wants a date?
- C.D., it's all because of you!
- Hey, hey, hey! Come on!
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
- She wants to see me tonight?
- Yeah.
I can't see her tonight.
- I'm dying already. It's only 3:00.
- Just relax.
Relax. You're all right.
You gotta help me.
If I talk to her, I'll die.
I'll give you something to memorize,
then you can just say it.
I can't memorize it.
- You can memorize it.
- I can't!
Say the "Pledge of Allegiance."
You memorized that, didn't you? Come on.
I got your hand.
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of..."
Which country?
I don't know. I'm nervous.
We're gonna think of something now.
Oh, boy.
No letter this time.
Just face to face.
You want to sit outside?
Do I want to sit outside? Yes.
Here?
Here on the porch?
Yes. Yes.
- Great.
- We can sit right here.
Great.
It's a lovely evening.
Oh, yes.
It is an exquisite evening...
filled with...
mysterious portents...
magic...
and romance.
Why are you wearing that hat?
Why?
Why... Because...
Don't panic. Stay calm.
Because tonight I am a hunter.
Because tonight I am a hunter...
hunting for words.
That's good. That's okay.
Am I your prey?
Yes, but not a defenseless one.
Yes...
but not a defenseless one...
not a rabbit.
You are a lioness.
Alert and sensitive.
Alert...
and sensitive...
to every misstep.
I see.
Get ready to move closer to her.
Therefore, I must move silently.
Moving in toward you.
Reach out your hand.
My hand out reaching to...
Car 3. Car 3.
Proceed to the 279.
What?
Car 3, do you confirm?
- Confirm what?
- Confirm...
Confirm my feelings.
Confirm my feelings.
Confirm my feelings.
Yes.
Because there is a heart here...
that wants yours to know...
- that there's a possible 502 on Main.
- What?
Proceed to Main. Confirm.
You're not a hunter anymore?
Not a hunter?
No.
I mean, yeah.
It's really nice out, isn't it?
It's really, really, really...
What's the word I'm lookin' for?
Nice. Nice out.
Yeah, nice. That's it.
So now you're the weatherman?
I loved your letter.
It was beautiful.
Where'd you learn to write like that?
The usual places.
It seemed very extemporaneous.
Thank you.
Say something, something wonderful
like in your letter.
Well, let's see.
I know, you can tell me
about the night.
The night...
is very extemporaneous.
What?
This is wild.
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
The night is wild,
like love can be wild.
Love is wild,
wild and extemporaneous.
Yes.
Say something romantic.
Romantic.
"Why do birds suddenly appear...
every time you are near?"
Isn't that from a song?
- Well, they made it into a song.
- You wrote the song?
No.
But I like that song.
I like it.
You use your own words.
You...
You have...
a great body.
Your knockers...
No, not your knockers, your breasts.
Your breasts are like melons.
Not melons. Like pillows.
Can I fluff your pillows?
- I have to go in now.
- Wait!
- June '85.
- What?