smaller?
- Exactly.
- I think a dark contour would be fine.
Great, great.
Now how would she go about...
you know, applying this...
thing?
Well, she would...
She would just shade
the area of the feature...
to make it appear that
there were more shadows...
and less actual...
Well, less actual acreage.
I mean, area.
- I'II take it.
- Okay.
- I'll get a fresh one from the back.
- Thanks.
Hi, Charlie.
I talked to Chris for you.
Great.
Do you think he's gonna
call me or something?
He wants to
write you a letter.
A letter?
Isn't that usually what you get
at the end of a relationship?
No. Actually it's really romantic,
when you think about it.
I'll explain it to you outside
if you want.
- Here's your blush.
- Great.
Could you gift-wrap that
for me please?
Oh, and these items
I've decided against.
Got a girlfriend?
- It's for my sister.
- You have a sister?
It's for my sister's girlfriend.
Hello?
Hi, Chris.
No, I'm not doing anything.
I was just...
I was just making some eggs.
Sure, come on over.
Okay, bye.
I thought you should read
the letter before I send it.
Great.
We'II take a look at it.
Just one second.
- Perfect.
- Quite an operation you have here.
Why, thank you.
All right, let's see.
- Let's take a look at that letter.
- I think it's really good.
"Dear Roxanne, how's it going?
Want to have a drink sometime?
If you do, check this box."
- Well?
- How long did you work on this?
Well, today, you know,
since noon.
Noon.
That's a very long time.
- You can't send her this.
- What do you mean?
It's a good concept, but I think
for her it's gotta be more interesting.
- I worked hard on that.
- Take a pen.
Take a pen and sit down.
Just let me ask you a question.
How do you feel about her?
Me? About her?
How did you feel
when you first saw her?
Horny.
But you can't say, "I felt horny."
You have to change it a little.
You have to say,
"I felt moved."
"Alive."
"On fire."
That's beautiful.
How did you feel
when you first spoke to her?
Like a dickhead.
No, you can't write,
"I felt like a dickhead."
You have to say,
"I felt like...
a child standing in the sun
for the first time...
feeling only your radiance."
Radiance.
I like that.
I'm gonna underline that.
Now, what did you do
after you saw her?
I puked.
"After seeing you...
my only nourishment was you."
- C.D., you write the letter.
- You're doing good.
You know how to say what I feel.
You write it and I'll sign it.
- No, that's...
- What?
That's dangerous.
That's lying.
Not if you write what I feel.
Look, I'll just sign my name...
and you write to Roxanne
what you imagine I'm feeling.
- It'll work.
- What I would imagine you're feeling?
It's practically
half-written already.
You'd have to change that.
That's just, you know, poetic baloney.
- This is beautiful.
- No, no.
For Roxanne,
you need something startling...
something so strange...
that it would make her
incapable of being reasonable.
- Think you can do it?
- It would be an interesting challenge.
- You need a good pen.
- Get your favorite pen.
These are good.
These are good. All right.
And some good paper,
a quality...
that really takes the ink.
- Oh, the food!
- I'm taking care of that.
You just take your time.
Come on, boys.
Get in there. Line up.
- Come on.
- I'm here.
Come on, Mayor.
Six and a half minutes.
That's not bad.
- Let's get into our gear.
- Fast!
Fast!
Let's go, boys.
It's Operation Snowball!
Snowball!
Snowball!
Take the truck!
Hey, come here!
- Snowball!
- Come on!
Kitty, kitty, kitty.
Give me a hand!
Oh, God.
Ralston!
He's coming!
C. D! Hi, C. D!
How're you doin' there, Chief?
All's well that ends well, right?
Boys? Boys! The ladder's up.
Wait, boys!
The ladder's up!
The ladder is up! Boys!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Let me show you a double binary.
Focus with that thing there.
You'll see it.
I'm on a schedule.
- Oh, yeah.
- Roxanne, what's a light