till I was sure. How did this happen? It was an accident. Anyhow, this is why I'm saying maybe now this isn't the best time for you to be out of work or starting a new job. You know, if you'd told me there was a chance of this happening, I might not have quit in the first place. Well, you never told me there was a chance you might quit. It was a spur-of-the-moment decision. Pretty big one. So what are you saying I should do? Crawl back to work and kiss Dave's feet and get my crappy job back? I quit! If I go back now, they got me. I'm a eunuch! You know, this puts a minor crimp in my life, too. I was thinking about starting back to work in the fall. Now I can't. Well, that's the difference between men and women. Women have choices. Men have responsibilities. Oh, really? Oh, okay, well, then I choose for you to have the baby, okay? That's my choice. You have the baby. You get fat. You breastfeed till your nipples are sore. I'll go back to work! All right, let's return from la-la land because that ain't gonna happen. And whether I crawl back to Dave or I get another job, it's obvious now I'm going to have to spend less time at home. I'm gonna have to have business dinners, and I'm gonna have to play racquetball, and I'm gonna have to get guys laid, so I hope you don't mind if I bring a few prostitutes home, honey, because that's what it takes to get anywhere, and I'm not getting anywhere, so whatever happens, you have to count on less help from me. Why don't you just say what you're really thinking? What am I thinking? That I should have an abortion? I didn't say that. That's a decision every woman has to make on her own. What, are you running for Congress? Don't give me that. I want your opinion about what we should do. Let's pretend it's your decision, okay? Pretend you're a caveman or your father. What do you want me to do? I want... I want whatever you want. Well, I wanna have the baby. Well, great! Let's have it, then. Let's see how I can screw the fourth one up. Hey, let's have five. Let's have six! Let's have a dozen and pretend they're donuts! I'm really happy about the way things are turning out, aren't you? You know, with the frame of mind you're in, not only am I not sure we should have another baby, I'm not sure we should keep the three we've got. Well, I'm ready to discuss it. However, I can't right now because I gotta go to the goddamn Little League. Ten little boys are waiting for me to guide them into last place. You really have to go? My whole life is "have to. " Come on, Kevin, get your glove. You said I didn't have to play anymore. I know what I said, but now I'm changing my mind. If I have to go, you have to go. Move it! Kevin, this one's for you. Get behind the ball. It's easier to come in. Hi, Dad. What are you doing here? Karen said you were here. Can I speak to you a second? Yeah. Hey, Wayne, can you take over a second? What's up? I need your advice. Wait a second. My head is spinning. Come on. Look, Larry needs $26,000 or gamblers are gonna kill him. Jesus! I'm supposed to decide whether to give it to him. And you want my advice? Why me? Why now? Because I know you think I was a shitty father. Thank you for not arguing. And I know you're a good father, so, tell me, what would you do? You got that kind of money? I got it, but it's gonna hurt. I wanted to retire next year. This'll put that off for a while, a long while. I never should've had four. You know, when you were two years old, we thought you had polio. You know about that? Yeah, Mom once said something. Yeah, well, for a week, we didn't know. I hated you for that. What? I did. I did. I hated having to go through that. The caring, the worrying, the pain, that's not for me. You know, it's not like that all ends when you're 18 or 21 or 41 or 61. It never, never ends. It's like ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Тариф Новогодний на английском - текст Один дома 2: Затерянный в Нью-Йорке на английском - текст Ночные ястребы на английском - текст Вторжение похитителей тел на английском - текст Приключения Бакару Банзая в восьмом измерении на английском |