tHen just disappointing you for four years.
I Have plans and I plan to see tHem tHrougH.
Absolutely.
THere is one final tHing to look at.
It's very close to my Heart.
Just give me a second.
I'll give you anytHing you ask for.
As long as it's not sometHing
I don't wanna give.
Hi.
PatHetic.
It's great ScotcH.
I'll, erm... I'll be going, tHen.
Er, Natalie,
I Hope to see mucH more of you
as our countries work toward a better future.
THank you, sir.
Er, yes, Peter.
Mr President, Has it been a good visit?
Very satisfactory indeed.
We got wHat we came for
and our special relationsHip
is still very special.
Prime Minister?
I love tHat word "relationsHip".
Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?
I fear tHat tHis Has become
a bad relationsHip.
A relationsHip based on
tHe President taking wHat He wants
and casually ignoring all tHose tHings
tHat really matter to, erm...
Britain.
We may be a small country
but we're a great one, too.
THe country of SHakespeare,
CHurcHill, tHe Beatles,
- Sean Connery, Harry Potter.
- (LaugHter)
- David BeckHam's rigHt foot.
- (LaugHter)
David BeckHam's left foot, come to tHat.
And a friend wHo bullies us
is no longer a friend.
And since bullies only respond to strengtH,
from now onward,
I will be prepared to be mucH stronger.
And tHe President
sHould be prepared for tHat.
(Press clamouring)
Mr President!
Joe.
It's your sister on line four.
All rigHt. Er, yes, I'm very busy
and important, How can I Help you?
Have you gone completely insane?
- You can't always be sensible.
- 'You can if you're Prime Minister.'
- It's tHe CHancellor on tHe otHer line.
- It isn't!
- 'I'll call you back.'
- No, you won't!
THe trouble witH being tHe Prime Minister's
sister is it puts your life into perspective.
WHat did my brotHer do today?
He fougHt for His country.
WHat did I do?
I made a papier-mбcHй lobster Head.
WHat is tHis we're listening to?
Joni MitcHell.
I can't believe you still listen to Joni MitcHell.
I love Her and true love lasts a lifetime.
Joni MitcHell is tHe woman wHo taugHt
your cold EnglisH wife How to feel.
Did sHe? OH, well, tHat's good,
I must write to Her and say tHanks.
WHicH doll for Daisy's friend Emily?
THe one tHat looks like a transvestite
or tHe one tHat looks like a dominatrix?
(Female DJ) 'It's almost enougH
to make you feel patriotic,
'so Here's one
for our arse-kicking prime minister.
'A golden oldie for a golden oldie.'
(¶ Pointer Sisters: Jump)
¶ Hold me
¶ I'll give you all tHat you need
¶ Wrap your love around me
¶ You're so excited
I can feel you getting Hotter
¶ OH baby
¶ I'll take you down, I'll take you down
¶ WHere no one's ever gone before
¶ And if you want more
¶ If you want more, more, more
¶ Jump for my love
¶ Jump in
¶ And feel my toucH
¶ Jump, if you wanna taste
my kisses in tHe nigHt tHen
¶ Jump for my love
¶ I'll take you down, I'll take you down
¶ WHere no one's ever gone ¶
- (Music stops)
- YeaH, erm,
Mary, can we move tHe Japanese
ambassador to four o'clock tomorrow?
- Certainly, sir.
- Terrific. THanks so mucH.
Erm. Would you like tHe last, er...?
(Portuguese) THank you very mucH but no.
If you saw my sister, you'd understand wHy.
THat's all rigHt, more for me.
(Portuguese)
Just don't go eating it all yourself,
you're getting cHubbier every day.
I'm very lucky I've got a constitution
wHere I never put on weigHt.
(PHone)
- Hello.
- (Ringing continues)
Oop. Sorry.
(Ringing continues)
Hello?
- THank you.
- (Portuguese) Nбo!
- Eu peco imensa desculpa.
- OH, no. Hold on.
- God, it's Half tHe book. OH, no.
- que desastre.
Just leave tHem, please!
THey're not important.
THey're not wortH it!
Stop! Stop.
Aa-aHH.
It's all just rubbisH.
Just leave it.
OH, God, sHe's in.
And now sHe'll tHink I'm a total spaz
if I don't go in too.
(Portuguese) Fuck - it's cold!
Fuck - it's freezing! Fuck!
(Portuguese) THis stuff better be good.
It's not wortH it,