Diabolical. They got us so confused... Buckaroo, l don't know what to say. Lectroids from Planet Ten? Nuclear extortion? A girl named John? Buckaroo, Lectroid Wing Commander. Excuse me, Mr President, l have to go talk to the hornet's nest. Good God. Well, if it wasn't Buckaroo Banzai, l'd say commit the man. Get me SAC Headquarters, Omaha, NORAD and the Strategic Space Command. l want some hard data on that cloud. John, get out in the field. Stick your beak into this one. - What is this thing made of? - Cobalt and electricity. They're armed for bear, Buckaroo. World Watch One. Buckaroo. lt's Whorfin. Dr Banzai? Yes, this is Emilio Lizardo. Maybe you don't remember me. Ah. l'm flattered. We know the same people. Yeah. ln fact, one of them is with me right now. Your associate... Dr Penny Priddy. Doctor? May l pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. l'm sure in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined. However... Miss Priddy claims to be unable to solve my problem and provide me with the crucial missing circuit for my overthruster! He hasn't found it. He hasn't found it. Maybe you can convince her to try. John O'Connor! l'm not worth it, Buckaroo! Forget about me! - They'll never break me. Never! - Penny, get off the phone. Dr Lizardo, really what does she know about an overthruster? She's not a scientist. Shall we play... a Penny for your thoughts? Maybe you can come in her place, huh? Yoyodyne, Banzai. You know the address. Come alone and bring your overthruster! He'll come. l know his type. Take her to the pit! Go, Bigbooty! Use more honey! Find out what she knows. These breathing devices Hikita-san has cooked up will enable you to see them as they really are, as l've been seeing them since yesterday - as Lectroids. ln our eyes, they're not very pretty. Nothing personal, John Parker. lf we blow this today... there ain't no tomorrow. We have only 240 minutes remaining. Right. l'm working under the assumption that Penny still has the overthruster, but this psycho Whorfin doesn't know that. So that'll be my job. To get her and it back in one piece. Your objective is to 86 Whorfin. You know your two strike groups. Apache group, that's you, Reno. Chaparral group, that's you, Perfect Tommy. Parker'll ride with Chaparral. lt's my guess that no human being has ever been inside the place. So who knows what we're gonna find there. Top priority is the overthruster. Without it, Whorfin can't get off this planet. This homing device will probably make it very easy to find. And maybe a lot harder to get back. Strategic Space Command now reports all the surveillance satellite communication jammed. Jammed? By who? Who by? Possible atmospheric conditions, sir. - Solar. - Solar? lntelligence confirms that Soviets are having the same problem. Should we be on Code Red? We go to Code Red, the Russians go to Code Red. No sense going off half-cocked, Mr President. I don't know, but Buckaroo Banzai has never been wrong before. The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. Who knows what happened to his brain. Maybe it scrambled his molecules. All l'm saying is, Mr President, let's not panic. What's happening? Electromagnetic pulsar. Russians just gone to Defense Condition Two, sir. We've no choice, then. Mr President, l am a soldier, and l'm a damn good one. l've got enough decorations to snap a Christmas tree. All l'm trying to say is - and l hope l speak for everyone in this room - is that l am scared. l'm barely holding my fudge right now. Stop acting like a goddamn schoolgirl, General, and pull yourself together. l'm glad someone has the balls to face facts. - Don't embarrass us. - Have l ever? Give me 30 minutes, then come in and mop up. Shut up! l've had enough of you, Penny ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Конец света на английском - текст Полкан и Шавка на английском - текст Алиса в Стране Чудес на английском - текст Полуночная жара на английском - текст Вторжение похитителей тел на английском |