Well, where's yours? I thought you
were the working pornographic actress.
I went to the Bahamas.
Hi. Can you help me? I,
uh... I'm such a ditz.
L-I left my, uh, tennis racket
in one of your cabs today.
Uh, I was picked up around,
uh, uh, 77th a-a-and Broadway...
at 1:00.
- Is there a
reward? - Yes. - No.
Ooh! Ah!
What the hell is goin' on? What
the hell you gonna do to me, huh?
- What's wrong with you?
- Yo!
Dipstick! There's your man.
What?
- Your turn.
- Come on, Rico. Back to work.
- I don't wanna go back to work.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, I can't talk to him.
I went to a private school.
Hey, he looks like a
prince. He's gonna love you.
Hi.
I'd like to ask you a few
questions about a fare...
you might've had earlier in the day.
A very attractive Cauca-ca...
Just "person" will do nicely,
won't it? Why differentiate?
You would have picked him up, uh,
right outside a little smoke shop.
Does that ring any bells of any kind?
Whatsoever? Hello?
- Tall dude? -
Yes. - Tweed coat?
Yes, yes. A tweed coat, right.
I don't remember a thing.
- No, no, you just said a tall dude...
- I didn't say nothin'.
Oh, come on now. Don't give
me a big song and dance.
Oh, no.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
- He's going to hurt us.
- What the hell is the matter with you?
Why should he help us
with nothin' in it for him?
All right, you tell
me. What should I do?
You're an actress. Bullshit him.
I don't use my training
to tell lies to people.
Well, what do you use it
for? Geez, it's so simple.
Hey, how'd you like to
make a quick 200 bucks?
- Say what?
- 200 bucks, cash...
to take us to where
you, uh, took the guy.
Are you out of your
mind? We don't have $200.
Ah, chill out, would ya?
Where are we?
We've been going for miles, and I haven't
seen a single white person on the street.
There's one. Oops, they got him.
That's not funny.
- Oh, my God.
- You sure this is it?
Hey, keep your pants on. We're
coming right out, all right?
Look, you know and I know I'm never
gonna get another cab to come out
here to Vietnam, cue ball.
So get real, all right?
All right, I'll give you 300 bucks.
Three hundred bucks just to
sit here till we get back.
Three hundred?
You're a real pain in
the ass. You know that?
- Gonna break his neck.
I'm gonna break his neck.
- Beyond belief.
- You're really determined to
have us killed, aren't you?
- Hey, get over yourself.
- He's not gonna kill us.
- Oh? Why not?
- 'Cause we're gonna be raped
and murdered in this building.
- Oh!
Oh! Ohh.
Oh, no. Oh. Is that urine on the floor?
- What's a little urine?
- Freeze!
- Oh, my God, he's just a child.
- Well, at least rape's out.
Let me do this. Do you really think you
should be playing with your daddy's...
Shut up! Where's your
money? Credit cards!
- Revoked. Where do you think?
- Your bags.
- Throw 'em over here.
- Oh, I love this bag.
Ohh! Oh! Oh.
I'm not hit. You little...
Give me that, you little thug.
- I'll be damned. -
What? - It's a fake. - Oh.
- Where'd you get this?
- Santa.
Oh, yeah? Well, if you want to see
another Christmas, you're gonna
have to help us find someone.
Shh.
- Come on, man, stop begging.
- This was a mistake.
Not any more.
Police! You're under arrest!
Don't even think about it. Don't even
fuckin' think about it, or I'll blow
your fuckin' nuts off!
Do we understand each
other? Okay, turn around.
Face the wall. Do it.
Do it! Do it! Do it!
- Okay, frisk 'em.
- Frisk 'em?
Damn. Busted by two broads.
Nice buns, boys. You been working out?
Read 'em their rights.
You have...
the right to remain silent...
because anything you say can...
and will be used against you.
You, uh...
Attorney. You have, uh, you
have the right to an attorney.
- Shit.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard it, I heard it.
Hey, look, look, what do you
want? You got it. Just talk to me.
You know, he's right. We could
make you a real sweet deal, baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we