and you start to wonder:
is it getting lighter, is it getting darker?
Is it dawn or dusk?
That's a terrifying problem, Nat.
Because if it's dawn, you're dead.
The bars are closed and the liquor stores don't open
till nine o'clock, and you can't last till nine o'clock.
Or it maybe Sunday. That's the worst.
No liquor stores at all. And you guys wouldn't open a bar,
not until one o'clock. Why? Why, Nat?
Because we gotta go to church once in a while. That's why.
Yeah, when a guy needs it most.
What happened to those two quarts?
You polish them off last night?
-What two quarts?
-The two bottles you had.
That's right, I did have two bottles, didn't I?
I hid one of them. I've still got it.
I'm a capitalist, Nat!
I've got untapped reserves. I'm rich!
If you had enough money, you'd kill yourself in a month.
Say, Nat, was there a gentleman here...
Hello, Mr. Birnam. Didn't you go away for the weekend?
Apparently not, Gloria.
-Was there a gentleman here asking for me?
-Not to my knowledge there wasn't.
Well, he was supposed to come around twelve o'clock.
He's from Albany.
-Another friend of the folks?
-More a friend of a friend of the folks type.
A fellow called me about him.
Wants me to show him the town.
-Like Grant's Tomb for instance?
-But def.
Hey, ain't it amazing, how many guys
come down from Albany just to see Grant's Tomb?
Sometimes I wish you came from Albany.
Yeah? Where would you take me?
Lots of places. The Music Hall,
then the New Yorker Roof, maybe.
There is now being presented at a theatre
on Forty-Fourth Street, the uncut version of Hamlet.
Now, I see us as setting out for that. Do you know Hamlet?
I know Forty-fourth Street.
I'd like to get your interpretation of Hamlet's character.
I'd like to give it to you.
Dinner later, I think. Nothing before.
I want you to always see Shakespeare on an empty stomach.
Not even a pretzel?
Could I have a glass of water?
Why, sure. What'll it be for a chaser?
-This is Nat's Bar, isn't it?
-That's what the man said.
I'm looking for a young lady, name of Gloria.
Are you Miss Gloria?
Who, me? No, I'm not.
I just live with Gloria. She's not here.
-She isn't?
-No, she's sick. She went to the hospital.
Ruptured appendix. Middle of last night. Went like that!
It scared the life out of me.
Oh, that's terrible.
-Goodbye.
-Goodbye.
Could I have a word with you?
No thanks. Thanks a lot, but no thanks.
Oh. You're welcome, I'm sure.
Don't mensch.
Now, Gloria. Wasn't that rather rude to send that nice man
all alone to Grant's Tomb?
When i've got a chance to go out with you? Don't be ridic.
-Oh, is our engagement definite?
-You meant it, didn't you?
Oh. Surely, surely.
Well, I've gotta get a facial, a fingerwave, the works.
Right now. You're going to call for me,
aren't you? And, if so, what time?
-What time do you suggest?
-How about eight?
-Eight's fine.
I live right in the corner house. You know
where the antique shop is, the one with the wooden Indian outside?
-They got the Indian sign in me, I always say.
-I'll be there.
Second floor, front. Oh, Mr. Birnam,
all I got is a semi-formal.
- Will that be all right?
-That'll be fine.
So long, Nat.
Last one, Nat.
Pour it softly, pour it gently,
and pour it to the brim.
Look, Mr. Birnam, there a lot of bars on Third Avenue.
Do me a favor, will ya, get out of here
and buy it somewhere else.
What's the matter?
I don't like you much. What was the idea of pulling her leg?
You know you're not going to take her out.
-Who says I'm not?
-I say so.
-You're drunk and you're just making with your mouth.
-Give me a drink.
And that other dame...I mean the lady.
I don't like what you're doing to her either.
Oh, shut up.
You should've seen her come in here last night. Lookin' for you
with her eyes all rainy and her mascara all washed away.
-Give me a drink!
-That's an awful high class young lady.
You bet she is.
How the heck did she ever get mixed up
with a guy