kind of a joke?
I wouldn't even call this
a flesh wound. Let's get him up.
Damn it, where the hell
have you been?
Damn it, where the hell
have you been?
- It's working again.
- The cost of that door...
...is coming out
of your undeserved paycheck.
I got the Save the Eagle Foundation
doing the tango up my Hershey highway.
Put a sock in it!
I don't care who does what
to your Hershey highway.
And stop shouting. I'm not deaf!
You know why you're shouting?
It's in the script.
You're the comic relief. Yes.
And you know what else?
I'm the hero.
So shut up!
You see, Hollywood is writing
our lives.
And I don't want to shoot people
anymore and blow up buildings...
You got to be a magician
after all, Nick.
It really does work.
The ticket's yours, Danny.
And you know something?
I think the magic was yours too.
Come on.
Did I tell you about the time
I was your age...
...and my pop took me
to see Buffalo Bill?
We went backstage to see
Sitting Bull, he was his medicine man...