rescue the orphan gears, dude! Don't you see that that's part of the plan? They're going to try to sell them to me, not give them... ...as they rightfully should have as included in a part of the original sale price. Oh, my God, there's no telling what else they've bait-and-switched. Yeah, but if all of us go together, oh, they'll give them back. Oh, you bet they will. Oh, you bet they will. - Let's just go as a team, okay. - Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Are you sure there are only nine gears on this bike? - Eight. - Okay, eight, nine, whatever. Don't you think that before we go over and accuse, and start some shit... ...we should find out for sure? Right, Donna. Who do we know who's an authority... ...on this type of bi...? Get off me! Let me... We are all way too close to this. There's only one thing we can do... ...to thwart these albino, shape-shifting lizard bitches. We are gonna take this outside, ask the first person we see. Introduce some novelty. That way we get an objective viewpoint. Yeah. By the way, I might take you up on that $60 offer. No, that was for an 18-speed. You know, for this, 18 minus 10, I'll give you 23.75. Are you certain that's the right math on that? Come in. You are Officer Fred? - Yes. - Have a seat, please. All right, Fred. We're going to administer several tests... ...and there will be no physical discomfort involved. If this is about the speech I gave to the... What this is about stems from a recent departmental survey... ...showing that undercover agents have been admitted... ...to neural-aphasia clinics during the last month. You're conscious of the high factor of addictiveness of Substance D? - Of course I am. - Of course, these tests in no way pertain... ...to the addictive properties of Substance D, but to... Well, let's start with the set-ground test first. Within the apparently meaningless lines is an object that we would all recognize. You are to tell me what that object is and point to it in the total field. In many of those taking Substance D... ...a split between the right and the left hemisphere of the brain occurs... ...which results in a defect within both the percept and cognitive systems. Although apparently the cognitive continues to function normally. You located the familiar object in this drawing? It should just jump right out at you. I see a Coke bottle. A soda-pop bottle is correct. Was it in the speech I gave? Maybe it seemed I showed a little bilateral dysfunction there. I mean, might have seemed a little slushed. Are you getting any cross-chatter? - What? - Cross-chatter between hemispheres. If there's damage to the left hemisphere... ...where the linguistic skills are located... ...then sometimes the right hemisphere will fill in to the best of its ability. I don't know. I mean, not that I'm aware of. What do you see in this second picture? A sheep. Show me the sheep. An impairment of set-background discrimination... ...can get you into a heap of trouble. Instead of perceiving no forms, you perceive faulty forms. So there is no sheep here, is there? Was I close? This is not a Rorschach test, where some abstract blot... ...can be interpreted many ways by many subjects. This has one specific object. In this case, a dog. A dog. What's that mean, that I saw a sheep instead? Who knows. Only after the entire set has been run... ...can we determine... - Why this is superior to the Rorschach... ...is it's not interpretive. There are many wrongs, but there is only one right. You either get it or you don't. And if you show a run of not getting it... ...then we have a fix on a functional impairment... ...and we dry you out for a while, until you test better later on. At New Path? - Undoubtedly. - Undoubtedly. Now, what do you see in this drawing... ...among these particular black-and-white lines? Plastic dog shit. The little kind you can buy and put in ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Тайна третьей планеты на английском - текст Иван Грозный: Боярский заговор на английском - текст Груз-200 на английском - текст Похитители тел на английском - текст Агония на английском |