but this is a boy's bike, okay?
So it can't be.
Not to invalidate your intuition,
but it's not possible. Thank you.
Why do you say it's an 18-speed
when it only has nine gears?
Huh, what?
Yeah. Yeah. Six right here,
three at the other end of the chain.
Six plus three equals nine.
- It's a nine-speed bike.
- Yeah, but even a nine-speed bike...
...for 50 bucks. He still got a good deal.
Okay, those guys told me
it was 18 speeds.
I just got Greeked. I just got...
Wait. Wait.
Now I count eight.
Six here and then two in the front.
- That makes eight.
- What do you think happened...
- ...to the missing gears?
- Think? I know.
They were working
on it, these gypsy grifters...
...with improper tools,
no technical knowledge.
No understanding of reverse engineering.
When they attempted to reassemble it,
they panicked.
They left nine orphan gears there
on the floor.
They're still there
on the garage floor.
Let's just go rescue
the orphan gears, dude!
Don't you see that that's part of the plan?
They're going to try to sell them to me,
not give them...
...as they rightfully should have as included
in a part of the original sale price.
Oh, my God, there's no telling
what else they've bait-and-switched.
Yeah, but if all of us go together,
oh, they'll give them back.
Oh, you bet they will.
Oh, you bet they will.
- Let's just go as a team, okay.
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Are you sure there are only nine gears
on this bike?
- Eight.
- Okay, eight, nine, whatever.
Don't you think that before we go over
and accuse, and start some shit...
...we should find out for sure?
Right, Donna.
Who do we know who's an authority...
...on this type of bi--?
Get off me!
Let me--
We are all way too close to this.
There's only one thing we can do...
...to thwart these albino,
shape-shifting lizard bitches.
We are gonna take this outside,
ask the first person we see.
Introduce some novelty.
That way we get an objective viewpoint.
Yeah.
By the way, I might take you up
on that $60 offer.
No, that was for an 18-speed.
You know, for this, 18 minus 10,
I'll give you 23.75.
Are you certain
that's the right math on that?
Come in.
You are Officer Fred?
- Yes.
- Have a seat, please.
All right, Fred.
We're going to administer
several tests...
...and there will be no
physical discomfort involved.
If this is about the speech I gave to the--
What this is about
stems from a recent departmental survey...
...showing that undercover agents
have been admitted...
...to neural-aphasia clinics
during the last month.
You're conscious of the high factor
of addictiveness of Substance D?
- Of course I am.
- Of course, these tests in no way pertain...
...to the addictive properties
of Substance D, but to...
Well, let's start
with the set-ground test first.
Within the apparently meaningless lines
is an object that we would all recognize.
You are to tell me what that object is
and point to it in the total field.
In many of those taking Substance D...
...a split between the right and the left
hemisphere of the brain occurs...
...which results in a defect within both
the percept and cognitive systems.
Although apparently the cognitive
continues to function normally.
You located the familiar object
in this drawing?
It should just jump right out at you.
I see a Coke bottle.
A soda-pop bottle is correct.
Was it in the speech I gave?
Maybe it seemed I showed
a little bilateral dysfunction there.
I mean, might have seemed
a little slushed.
Are you getting any cross-chatter?
- What?
- Cross-chatter between hemispheres.
If there's damage to
the left hemisphere...
...where the linguistic skills
are located...
...then sometimes the right hemisphere
will fill in to the best of its ability.
I don't know.
I mean, not that I'm aware of.
What do you see in this second picture?
A sheep.
Show me the sheep.
An impairment of set-background
discrimination...
...can get you into a