We've got vodka. Kuzmich
doesn't keep champagne.
Who drinks champagne
on a fishing trip?
- Do you have any champagne?
- Excuse me, where's the toilet?
Everywhere. Don't go near the shed,
There are loads of nettles.
- Do you have any champagne?
- Only vodka.
Why's everything so clumsy?
Sorry, Serghei.
Do you remember
which way we came?
You're the bloody native,
this is your neck of the woods.
Police. We'll ask them.
Hey, listen, how can we
get to his place?
To the thirteenth lodge.
- Your seatbelt isn't fastened.
- What, are you Karelian?
They've got new uniforms.
You're drunk.
First to the right, and then
to the left. Did you get that?
Thanks, mate, but you
should learn some Russian.
Hey, what happened?
These Russian are driving around
blind drunk, as if they were back home.
l noticed that something
wasn't right yesterday.
Everything is neat and
ordered - not like at home.
...and nostalgia.
Finland? Sweden?
l think we should leave
before they arrest us.
There's only one problem -
the General.
Yes, he might make a point of it.
Kuzmich, we stopped here, didn't we?
Yes. Mikhalych is splashing
about over there.
Prosecutor, get up! Reveille!
Serghei, get up.
We've crossed the border,
we've got to leg it, fast and quiet.
Let's get at least one of them up.
Serghei, we're over the border,
we crossed it!
The can put us behind bars,
and goodbye fishing.
When are we leaving? By night?
At night it might be too late.
Who dressed me like this?
lt's all your colleague's fault -
the bastard.
He spiked my drink -
l still keep snoozing off.
- lt's all because of your Algol!
- Me?
We should make a run for it.
What were you saying
about sleeping pills?
You mustn't stay in the water
so long. You'll get sick.
All illnesses are from lack
of culture.
Water is the cradle
of conscious life.
lt just gives me pleasure to return
to the source of existence.
lf he stays in his cradle
much longer,
we'll spend the rest
of our lives behind bars.
You get bananas for lunch
there and read books.
Thanks, l can do
the same thing at home.
l want to return
to the Motherland.
Don't break my heart.
Start smiling - Mikhalych is here.
Lovely! The water is wonderful.
We've got fed up with this
place, let's go to the old lodge.
lt's not bad here either.
At first l felt depressed,
but now it abated.
We must just keep ourselves
occupied, we'll go fishing now.
The pills.
There're no fish here.
They've gone to the old lodge.
Mikhalych, would you like
some more tea?
- How many pills did you put in?
- Two.
Not enough. Put some more in
that he just fall down.
Kuzmich, where is your verandah
for observing the moon?
- l couldn't find it.
- l'll show you later.
There are no fish here,
almost none.
- Coincidence, she was lucky.
- She is a professional.
Would you like some more tea?
lt's so hot here.
Thanks.
- lt's not working.
- lt will soon.
He's had three cups. Seven pills.
Maybe they're not the right pills?
They're the right pills.
- What's wrong with Serghei?
- Too long in the sun.
Well, it's time to do
something else for a change.
lt's not working.
Maybe they make them immune
to these things in the army.
Lyova, what if he falls asleep?
Well, that's what
we are waiting for.
Yes, but if he falls asleep
on that thing?
Right, he's already asleep!
- l'll catch him lasso him.
- Careful.
Got him!
Kuzmich, where are you going?
Mikhalych, stop the boat!
Mikhalych, forgive me,
you are dragging me after you!
- Stop him!
- Don't worry, Kuzmich.
He'll run out of fuel in 2 hours.
l can't swim!
Hold on, Kuzmich!
lt's over, Kuzmich, he's out of fuel.
Save me, the General
knows how to swim!
Kuzmich, give me a hand.
Full speed ahead!
So, goodbye.
Sorry for any inconvenience.
Next time you're down
our way, drop in.
What do you think,
are we already in neutral waters?
How should l know:
everything is so near here.
Lenin made it to Finland
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