know, 40 years? Two times a day? Who gets to do it two times a fucking day? Me and Jess used to. Two times a day... Me and Jess used to do it five times a day. For 40 years? What about hangovers? What about Christmas Day? How can you do it five times on Christmas Day while the family's sitting around carving up the turkey? Make up for it at night with the wife. What wife? You haven't had a wife in over six months. l haven't got a problem getting women. l've got this thing l can do that sends them gaga. How exactly do you mean 'gaga'? Gaga. lnsane, berserk, talking in tongues. You know, gaga. What, like some sort of secret weapon? Some kind of like weird sideways movement? Can't really say, Flip. But it's pretty special, though. lt could be worth a lot of money. Let's just get this straight. You're 20-something years old. You have no job, no money, very few prospects. You haven't been seen in the vicinity of anything which even faintly resembles a member of the opposite sex in over six months. And yet, you sit here and tell us that you have some kind of special thing that makes the other side go gaga. Well, if it makes them go so fucking gaga, then what the fuck are you doing here with us losers? Yeah, he's got a point there, Danster. Yeah, well, l didn't say it fixed all the emotional stuff, did l? Did l hear someone mention emotional stuff?. MAN: A writer? You're a writer? l'm a writer. l worked at Burger King for three years before getting this job. l've got an arts degree. lf we get you a job that says you lick toilet bowls, then that's what you do. You lick toilet bowls. (Laughs) (Mutters) A writer? Jesus. You can't write. l can write. Philosophical insights... Direct experience with the mystery of being... Dusky whores... Russian transvestites... An unfinished thesis on the 1 0 most painful human emotions does not constitute writing. Got stuck on jealousy. lf it points inwards, it means your heart's full. lf it points outwards, it means your heart's empty. You'd better spin it round, then. She might change her mind. She ran off with your best friend. She said l didn't let her breathe. She said she needed some space. You followed her every time she left. You sat outside the door when she went to the toilet. ls it my fault l worried l didn't have a reason to exist whenever she wasn't around? What about a muse? Enigmatic, mysterious, intelligent of spirit... All great writers have a muse. What about teletype paper? Excuse me? Kerouac wrote on the road on an entire roll of teletype paper. He reckoned the pages imposed an artificial structure on his stream of consciousness. l heard tell once, dude, you write a story for 'Penthouse', they pay you 25 G's, minimum. 25 grand? Yeah, minimum! lt won't budge. That must mean something, mustn't it? Means you're getting fat. She said she needed to live a little. What does that mean, ''live a little''? Lead melts at 335 degrees Centigrade. The last tram leaves the town hall at 1 1 :05pm. That's so fucking true. ( BELL RlNGS ) (Whispers) Oh, shit! (European accent) l have come about the room. ( UPBEAT MUSlC ) lt's a tent. Bank clerk lives there. Half rent. Saves money. Do you mind? lt's not for rent. Name's Jabber. Jabber the Hut. Anya. l control the remote. Understand? Remote stays with me at all times. l do not believe in the watching of television. lt is the opiate of the masses. l'll just pretend you never said that. l need to know if the fridge has ever had any meat in it. ( WHACK! ) l am...how you say... ..non-eater of meat. Vego. Vego. Fridge is cool. Nothing but poundcake, beer and fish fingers. What is this...fish fingers? Rectangular... Fish... Fried. Crunchy. Good. The roof, on the other hand... Flip! lt's a beef patty. Been up there for years. ( DOOR OPENS ) Stand back, people. We're going in! ls that wise? ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Девять дней одного года на английском - текст А зори здесь тихие на английском - текст Остаться в живых (Затерянные) - Сезон 2 на английском - текст Онг-Банк: Тайский Воин на английском - текст Слетая с катушек на английском |