find his name in the
student's directory. Under Donnelly.
Pass the word around.
Party?
(Engine roars)
Don't ask.
You're going to have a heart attack
by the time you're 40 if you don't relax.
You tried inversion boots?
Lisa, you don't understand my parents.
What's there to understand?
They're oppressive,
meddlesome and bizarre.
They're normal parents.
Stop worrying and go and get dressed.
Lisa, I created you.
Why do you insist on doing things
I don't want?
You want to party so bad
you could bottle it.
You and Gary want friends,
popularity, all that stuff, right?
I thought about it, sure, but...
So I'm giving it to you.
Thank you, but I don't want it
in my house.
If you want to be a party animal,
you have to live in the jungle.
Stop worrying and get dressed.
I'm going to go and pick up Gary.
I can't wait to meet his parents.
Do you go to Gary's school?
Do I look like I'm in high school?
No.
What it is, Dad,
she's a foreign exchange student.
They have a different
educational system.
You look very... mature.
Doesn't she? It's funny you say that
because I was thinking the same thing.
So what do you do for a living, Al?
I'm an independent businessman.
Al... Dad. My dad's a plumber.
He's into plumbing.
I guess you plumb, right Dad?
- Yeah, I think it's time to go. Ready?
- Where do you think you're going?
- To a movie.
- To a party.
Movie party.
We're going to a movie party.
He's such a liar.
I've whipped up a soiree
over at his friend Wyatt's house.
- Soirwhat?
- Soiree. I think that means party.
Party.
There's going to be sex, drugs,
rock 'n' roll. Chips, dips, chains, whips.
Your basic high school orgy
type of thing.
I'm not talking candle wax
on the nipples or witchcraft.
No, no. Just a couple of hundred kids
running around in their underwear
acting like animals.
(Bellows) All right, I've heard enough!
Gary, get to your room.
No, it's OK. Just sit here.
I'll take care of this.
Get the hell out of here
before I throw you out.
Don't threaten me, Al.
You're out of shape. I'll kick your arse.
I'm going to make this real easy for you.
- I'm taking Gary to a party.
- Over my dead body.
He's a good kid. He studies hard.
You've got no complaints. If anyone
should bitch, it should be Gary.
(Lisa) You ever compliment him
on his grades?
You ever compliment him on anything?
Hey. Look, Mum.
Compliments embarrass me.
- Dad, you know.
- Shut up!
Have you ever wondered how sad it is
that your son's only sexual outlet
is tossing off to magazines
in the bathroom.
Oh, Gary!
Ma, I never tossed off to anything.
- You said you were combing your hair.
- I was.
Gary, shut up.
- The water's running all day long.
- Shut up.
- I've never tossed off.
- You wouldn't tell your own mother.
(Yells) Shut up. Shut up!
This guy deserves a party.
I don't know who you are, what you are,
or where you came from,
but I'm not taking any more of this.
Dial the police. Dial the damn police
and give me the phone.
Oh. I'm going to get... but...
- Give the phone.
- Well, here it is.
Jesus God. Oh, Christ.
Oh, Lord. God.
- Go ahead.
- Make your day?
- I'm sorry it has to come to this.
- Come to what?
Cheer up or I'll blow your face off.
Don't be such an old lady.
Everything's cool.
(Yells) Everything's cool!
My dad's going to castrate me.
My mother almost had a cardiac arrest.
My parents will never
let me in the house.
Other than that, everything's great.
It couldn't be better!
Trust me for once, will you?
They don't know what happened.
Didn't you think Gary was acting
strangely this evening?
Gary? Who's Gary?
Lisa, you have to promise me
that things won't get out of control.
Don't worry.
You're just having a few friends over.
- I don't have any friends, Lisa.
- He doesn't.
Boy ain't lying.
(Doorbell rings)
You do now.
- Hi.
- Hi!
- (Man yells) Party.
- (Crowd Chants) Party, party!
(# LOS LOBOS: "Don't Worry Baby")
#