all make mistakes.
Okay.
Where do you want it?
Can I ask you
a question?
Yeah.
How do you feel
about Lisa?
I love her.
That's what I figured.
But, uh...
it's definitely a
different kind of love.
You know,
it's more sisterly,
like big sisters,
like, kind of.
But she's
so beautiful.
Yeah, she's
really beautiful.
And her body is...
it's gorgeous.
It's a nice figure.
So...
I mean, what would I be compared to her?
Deb, Lisa is everything
I ever wanted in a girl...
before I knew
what I wanted.
I know that if
I could do it again,
I'd make her
just like you.
Honest.
Dead honest.
I'm like... I'm really honest
when I say that.
I'm so very honest.
I mean that.
What the hell?
Ucch.!
That little bastard.
If my room's okay,
I won't kill him.
I'll just hurt him
real bad.
Freeze.
Chet!
Where's my brother?
Ow.
Uh...
I don't know.
You're dead meat,
pilgrim.
Uh...
Chet, Chet,
that's her nose.
She has nothing
to do with it.
Okay. You die.
She walks out of here
with a severe limp.
I'll be back.
That's Wyatt's
older brother, Chet.
He's an asshole.
Oh, hi, Chet.
What the hell's
going on around here?
Chet, it was
an accident.
An accident?
Do you realize
it's snowing in my room,
goddamn it?
Some weird shit
happened, Chet.
It doesn't take a genius
to figure that out,
monkey dick.
Start talking.
Gary and I made a
woman with the computer.
She went crazy and
messed up the house.
Don't smart-mouth me,
you shit!
Leave him alone.
This is a family
matter, bimbo.
Chet, just let me
find Lisa.
She'll clear
everything up.
You can have
my college money
and my social security,
Chet.
So you guys think
you can fool me, huh?
Huh?
You've synched everybody
to the same bullshit story.
This is
a Pershing missile, Chip.
My name is Chet.
And I didn't think
it was a whale's dick, honey.
[Burp]
Hi, Nanny.
Hi, Grampy.
I'm not a moron.
I...
Was that
my grandparents?
Are they dead?
No. They're
just resting.
What are they
doing in here?
I put them in there.
They weren't having a very
good time at the party.
Do you think
they're having a good time
catatonic in a closet?
Do you have any idea
how disrespectful that is?
I wouldn't give
a squirt of piss
for your ass right now.
You guys
get the girls home.
Wyatt,
take the Porsche.
Gary, take the Ferrari.
The Ferrari?
I want to be alone
with Chet.
Good to see you.
Get out of here!
Take your little
hussies home!
I want to get to
the bottom of this,
A.S.A.F.P.
Oh, so do I.
First, I'd like to
butter your muffin.
Why must you be
such a wanker?
Because
I get off on it.
I want you to
keep your big mouth shut
about everything
that's happened here.
Treat Wyatt and Gary
with dignity and respect.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Really.
I can be
a real serious bitch...
if I don't get
what I want.
Ooh. Hit me
with your best shot.
How fast
are you going?
About 35.
[Siren]
Wait.
This can't be right.
Are you looking
at the RPMs?
No. I'm looking at
about 50 tickets.
Bye!
This happens
every time!
Oh, my. Whew!
That was great!
You son of a bitch!
Al, Al!
Al, that was Gary!
Who is this
Gary character?
I had a great time
last night.
I'll probably be grounded
for a month or so, but...
I'll wait for you.
Oh
Mmph!
Mmm.
Whoa
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hilly!
I love you!
All right!
I want to thank you
for a great night.
Same here.
I have kind of
a confession to make.
I'm really
not this cool.
That's not my car.
This is not my suit.
Those people
weren't my friends.
Why are you telling me
all of this?
Because I want you
to like me
for what I am.
Whatever you are,
I like it.
Whew!
Well, I'd better
get going.
Wyatt and I still
have to deal with Chet.
Quit screwing around!
This isn't funny,
you stupid bitch!
Careful, Chet.
Don't make me angry.
Sorry.
That's better.