You're very bright.
- You're aII right?
- I'm just being practicaI.
I know you are and I appreciate it.
- Let's go.
- What about this mess?
CIean it up tomorrow, OK?
Don't get any BO on Chet's suit
or he'II kiII me.
- Where are we going?
- She said downtown...
Oh, my god! Whose stuff is this?
Is that your suit? Is this yours?
- Wyatt, what's going on here?
- Gary, I don't know.
Gary, you Iook good though.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Did you steaI this car?
- No, I didn't steaI the car.
How did you get it?
I can get anything I want.
Right now I want a party.
- Party?
- (Woman) Yeah.
- You better think up a name for me.
- What name do you want?
You guys created me.
You think of a name for me.
- How about Lisa?
- Why Lisa?
Why not?
- He used to Iike a girI named Lisa.
- Oh yeah? OId girIfriend?
She kicked him in the nuts!
WiII you shut up.
It wasn't your fauIt.
AII you said was heIIo to her.
Wyatt, shut up!
Hey, guys. I Iike Lisa.
That wiII do just fine.
OK, you guys ready to rock?
- Ready.
- Ready.
(# BIues music pIays)
(Indistinct chatter)
(Music and chatter stops abruptIy)
- Lisa?
- Yeah?
- I don't think we beIong here.
- Don't be siIIy. It's a pubIic pIace.
(Music and chatter resumes)
Look, we'd both Iove to stay
but we're not 21 so I think...
You're 21 . You're 21 .
(Lisa) Maybe you'd feeI better
if you got out there and mingIed.
We don't mingIe, OK.
Maybe you'd be more comfortabIe if I
invited aII of these peopIe to your house
and we couId aII mingIe there?
We'II mingIe.
Hi, dudes.
(Men groan)
(Gary) WeII, goddamn!
Listening to this bIues music reminds me
of my own triaIs and tribuIations.
My foIks reaIIy dump on me.
They reaIIy do.
You guys get aIong with your parents?
I guess you guys moved out by now.
- What's this, sir?
- Drink it.
That's very sweet
of both you gentIemen, but I don't...
UntiI now.
See you guys in the emergency room!
(Man) HeIIo, pretty Iady.
TeII me something.
What's a beautifuI broad Iike you
doing with a maIaka Iike this?
It's pureIy sexuaI.
No shit.
She's into maIakas, Dino.
She's into maIakas.
Do you beIieve that?
You can say that again!
(# BIues music pIays)
(Adopts bIues singer accent) Fats, man.
Let me teII you my story, man.
Last year, I was insane
for this crazy IittIe 8th grade bitch.
- Crazy insane?
- Insane?
I was nuts for the woman, man.
You've gotta beIieve me.
I'm teIIing the truth.
I was nuts for the girI.
What did it to me
was these big titties she had.
For a 1 3-year-oId, she wouIdn't have to
worry about titties for the rest of her Iife!
- She was set and Iooking good.
- That's the truth, baby.
I caIIed her every night for a month.
I'm taIking devotion, man.
- Every damn night?
- Every night, Mitch.
(Man) On the teIephone?
What's he taIking about
''on the teIephone''?
ExpIain it to him.
Goddamn, we know
there's a teIephone.
But he hung up on her.
The chick with those big titties?
I hung up on the bitch.
Here's the capper.
Do you know what the bitch did?
- Lay it on.
- Listen to what she did to me.
She kneed you in the nuts
and caIIed him ''faggot''.
- She did what?
- Bitch kneed your nuts?
Bitch kneed my nuts.
I'm not pIaying with you.
- In the famiIy jeweIs?
- In the famiIy jeweIs, man.
- Worst pain there is.
- Broke my heart in two.
- She broke more than your heart!
- Yeah, you're right there, baby.
You can forget that other one because
you've got this fine jeweI by you.
Ain't that the truth, baby.
That's the cIean truth.
There he goes!
- Party's over.
- (Gary) ''Party's over'', said the girI.
I'm going to get out of here.
I've got money for everybody.
I've got five bucks says
that boy won't make it.
I reaIIy shouIdn't be driving.
Listen, I appreciate it.
I just don't feeI Iike driving.
(Whines) OK, forget it. I'II drive.
Give me the keys. Give me the keys!
Is he going to be aII right?
I don't know.
I warned him about that