Go? Go where? Kevin, Natalie and I gotta go pick up the royal family right now. Now? But aren't we gonna open presents? It's gonna have to wait till we get back. But it's Christmas. And why doyou both have to go? Look, you know how sometimes you gotta do things you don't wanna do? This is one ofthose times. Hey, we'll be back before you know it, okay? And I'm sure nothing will happen while we're gone. Am I right? - Right. - Good. Hang in there. We won't be long. Door, open. Merry Christmas, Kevin. Merry Christmas. Hello? - No, we're awake. - It wasn't me! Shh! All right. We're on ourway. Oy. Sure makes me nervous. Let's go, pookie. I knewit. Here they come. First step-- eliminate the inside man. Oh, Mr. Prescott? Mr. Prescott, areyou in there? - Yes. - Mr. Prescott... - can you help me with something? - And what would that be? - Another milk shake, perhaps? - No. A bottle ofwine. - Excuse me? - Natalie said we need to get some wine from the basement... for the royal family. Ifwe must. So I guess you're right. We're not gonna have any snow this Christmas. One can never go wrong with low expectations. You know, Mr. Prescott, it's been great spending time with you these last few days. Time flies when you're having fun. I know we got off to a bad start, but things can be better-- much better. - 'Cause you're down there, and I'm up here. - Come get-- - Young man, open this door! Let me out ofhere! - Oh! - Oh, boy! Am I glad to see you! The kidnappers are coming. But this time I'm one step ahead ofthem. I locked thei r accom pl ice i n the basement. I s this a perfect plan, or what? It would be, dear, except for one thing-- Prescott is not their accomplice. I am. You're-- You're the inside man? - I'm afraid so. - Hey, Mom. We're here. Oh, yeah, yeah. - Mom? He's your son? - I told you he was a handful. - Aah! Hey! Get off of me! - Oh, now, come on! Isn't there a trapdoor or something? No. Not much demand for 'em in a wine cellar. Guess you're right. Got any good ideas? Not a one. - I do have a cell phone though. - Perfect! May I? - Sure. - Thanks. - Hello, Buzz? - Kevin, is that you? - Yeah. I'm calling from a cell phone. - Oh, a cell phone. Good foryou, puke-face. Is that another present she gave you? What a showoff. I'll try again. Buzz, before you hang up, I need to tell you something. I need to talk to Mom. Okay. You told me. I'll try again later. Why in heaven's name did you think I was the inside man? Well, ifyou hadn't acted so strange, I wouldn't have thoughtyou were... so strange. And where wereyou the first time these guys broke in? Whydidn'tyou answerthe intercom? Why didyou shut offthe cameras? I didn't. But if those thugs were using Molly's remote... they could've turned off the whole security system. - But why'd you say I was lying? - Well, because I thought you were. And besides, I didn't want Miss Natalie to know that I'd been... well, napping on the job. That woman. Ifshe could work me 24 hours a day, she would. It's downright inhuman. So, whenever she's not here, I, uh-- - You take advantage. - I take a break. A nice, well-deserved break. With all the cameras and intercoms turned off, I didn't notice anything. - So I -- - You were covering your whoo-hoo! Precisely. - You want to try calling your mom again? - Sure. - Hello? - Mom? Kevin! - Wait. Kevin, I can't hearyou. - That's probably 'cause I'm locked in a wine cellar. No, I-- Honey, I can't hearyou. There's too much static. I'm locked in Natalie's wine cellar! - Areyou calling to say Merry Christmas? - Mom, areyou there? - Sweetheart? - Areyou there, Mom? - Kevin? Mom? Mom? Oh, great! The battery's dead. Hmm. Kalban residence. Hi, this is Kate McCallister, Kevin's mom. May I speak to him, please? - Kevin's not here right now. - That's strange. He just called. Really? Well, he's out with his father and Miss ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Персона на английском - текст Обыкновенное чудо на английском - текст Солярис на английском - текст Братья Блюз 2000 на английском - текст День Сурка на английском |