electronic device...
stolen from a defense
department contractor...
by a group
of international criminals...
working for a North Korean
terrorist organization.
[Whispers]
Mr. Jernigan. Cover me.
[Shower running]
[Singing in shower]
Green-eyed lady.
Ocean lady.
Soothing every raging wave...
that comes.
ALEX: Go, Doris, go.
[Squeaks]
[Singing]: Green-eyed lady.
Ocean lady.
Soothing every raging wave...
that comes.
Green-eyed lady.
Lovely lady.
Strolling slowly...
towards the sun.
PARROT: Sorry, Charlie.
[Parrot laughs]
PARROT:
This just ain't your day.
Aah.
ALlCE: Shut up.
[Squeaking]
Aah!
-What?
-Don't move.
Alice?
Don't...move.
Alice?
What?
Alice?
Shh-shh-shh.
Alice?
Hyah!
[High-pitched]: Oooohhh!
Excellent.
Run, shorty, run, shorty!
Come on, Doris!
The kid!
Doris, come on!
l got you now, you little rat!
l got him !
-Unh!
-Unh!
Whoa!
Unh!
[Panting]
Ohh!
You...smacked my winkie.
Well, if you changed
your shorts once in a while...
maybe you wouldn't have
rats in your pants!
Come here, you little rugrat!
ALlCE: Where is he?
Stay here, Doris.
[Squeaks]
Yikes.
Come on!
He's been watching us
the whole time.
He had a camera on us.
You're not gonna
find me up there...
you big, dumb,
lawbreaking knuckleheads!
ALL: He's outside!
Recognize this?
UNGER: How'd he get outside?
ALlCE: The same way
you're gonna get outside.
-How?
-Jump! Go!
Don't push!
ALlCE: lt's a trampoline.
You're jumping
onto a trampoline.
UNGER: l presume
you won't be joining us?
No. l'll be covering you
from here. Go!
ALlCE: How comforting!
JERNlGAN: He's gettin' away!
UNGER: Yeah, this is a snap.
This is a snap.
Go!
[Yelling]
Huh?
[gargling]
JERNlGAN: Oh, God!
UNGER: Cold. Very cold.
[Screaming]
Aah!
Aah!
[Dumbwaiter approaching]
Of course.
Here l come, you little brat.
[Screaming]
Ouch.
Mrs. Hess!
Mrs. Hess.
Mrs. Hess?
MRS. HESS: Hmm?
You're OK.
l'm here now.
BEAUPRE: Well...
lt's Alex, isn't it?
Today you learned something--
there is a price to be paid
for being a good citizen.
ln your zeal to aid
your neighbor...
you finally stepped
into one of my traps.
[Yelling in foreign language]
Can Mrs. Hess go inside?
She's very old and very cold.
Please?
Give me the chip!
ALEX: lt doesn't belong to you.
lt's not yours.
[Sighs]
The chip, son.
Give me the chip.
That doesn't belong to you,
either.
What?
That's not your gun.
This is your gun.
-Yah!
-Huhh!
Gotcha.
Here, sit down, Mrs. Hess.
Thank you, Alex.
ALEX: These are times
that call for soup.
Any favorites?
MRS. HESS: No, thank you.
l'm--l'm fine, honey.
Ha.
ALEX: You know, Mrs. Hess...
it's really cold outside.
You're a pretty tough old bird.
And you're
a very sweet young man.
l just never took the time
to notice.
You're not alone in that.
[Sirens]
Wow.
Johnson, Williams,
go around back.
Freeze!
You gotta be kidding.
Let's go! Move it! Move it!
Alex.
Mom !
Ohh.
Ohh!
Mom...
You're hugging and kissing me
in front of the cops.
Oh, Alex.
l'm so sorry.
l'm so sorry
l didn't listen to you.
This is very cool.
MOLLY: Bud, you're a hero.
-Are you Alex?
-Yeah.
Agent Stuckey, FBl.
Here's the chip.
There's a senior citizen
across the street...
who need some soup
and a doctor to check her feet.
There's 2 guys in our pool
and a woman in our basement.
The other one's gone.
This him?
Yup.
Seven years
l've been after this guy.
He always manages to slip away.
Thanks.
OFFlCER:
lt's just the three, sir.
STUCKEY: Where's your boss?
STUCKEY: Get 'em out of here.
OFFlCER: Yes, sir.
Let's go, popsicle.
Come on.
[Squawking]
Ha ha ha!
PARROT: Lucy, l'm home!
PARROT: What's on your mind,
monkey butt?
[Gasps]
PARROT [Singing]:
Bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Shhhhhh.
PARROT:
Houston, we have a problem.
Counting down,
in five, four, three...
two...
Take it.
PARROT: Double or nothing.
l only have one.
PARROT: We have ignition.
lt's show time!
Now, l'll