area.
l'm on my own.
[Starts engine]
Let's go.
OFFlCER: Move! Move!
OFFlCER: Over there!
Cool.
Come on.
[Children yelling]
Nothing.
OTHER OFFlCER:
Let's check upstairs.
So, uh, where's the burglar?
There is no burglar.
Just a kid home sick from school
making false alarms.
How embarrassing.
Mm-hmm.
lt's the second time in two days
you've called the police.
lt's a very serious matter
when a person calls the police.
l saw a burglar yesterday,
and l saw a burglar today.
KAREN:
Alex, listen to the chief.
There was no one in that house.
What about Johnny Allen's dog?
l talked to Johnny last night.
His dog was kidnapped
on Monday morning.
Did he see it happen?
KAREN:
Alex, apologize to the chief...
and go up to your room.
Excuse me
for being a good citizen.
KAREN: Alex!
l'm very sorry.
This will not happen again,
will it, honey?
KAREN: Really, l promise you.
CHlEF: We wouldn't want to
discourage him from calling...
in the event that something real
ever does happen.
[Parrot laughs]
PARROT: Loser.
-Shut up.
-Make me.
STAN: Now that you've
pranked the cops twice...
it goes on
your permanent record.
For the rest of your life,
if you call for help...
it won't come.
STAN: Dad missed his plane.
MOLLY: He was late
for a meeting with his boss.
We have to fork over
much needed family cash...
to the Stephans
and to an evil octogenarian...
so they can have
their doors repaired.
MOLLY: And even worse...
The world laughs, Alex.
You've stained the family name.
[Parrot laughs]
First the Stephans,
then Mrs. Hess.
l agree, Doris.
The next stop
is the Alcotts' house.
What kind of a burglar
goes into a house...
and doesn't take anything?
Do you know what l think?
l think they're looking
for something special.
They're looking
in everybody's house...
'cause they don't know
who has it.
Question is...
what is it?
lf nobody's gonna do anything
about this...
l'll just have to do it myself.
[Woof woof]
[Gasps]
[Tires squeal]
l am so sorry.
l'm clearly not awake.
lt's all right.
Have a nice day.
l'll try.
[Whimpers]
[Static transmissions]
[Minivan door closes]
Watch this, Doris.
Huh?
Hmm.
[Meow]
Look, Doris.
[Squeaks]
Boo!
[Meow]
[Squeaks happily]
l forgot about the stairs.
[Squeaks]
Hmm.
Got him, Doris. We got him.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
You are so busted.
-Hah!
-Aah!
[Squeaks]
l have it.
The toy car.
lt's videotaping me.
Huh?
What?
Come back on that last message.
Hoo-aah!
Aah! Ow!
Ow! Grrr!
Come on. Go, go, go, go, go!
[Tires squeal]
Don't spin. Don't spin.
[Gasps]
CLAUDE AKlNS: You there.
Now, you was friendly to me.
l don't wanna kill you.
CHUCK CONNORS: You got money
doesn't belong to you.
AKlNS: Now, you back off.
This ain't your business.
CONNORS: All right, now.
Drop the saddle bags.
[Telephone rings]
[Ring]
[Snoring]
Brnnng brnnng!
PARROT: Hello. This is Karen.
Hi. How's it going?
Huh? Yeah, l'm running late
for the office again.
l think blue chips
are overvalued.
Technology stocks will be good.
Technology stocks.
Listen, l'm in the shower.
Can l call you back?
PARROT [Singing]:
Bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Baddest cat
in the whole damn town.
PARROT [Singing]:
Badder than ol' King Kong.
Meaner than a junkyard dog.
Come on, come on, come on.
See ya!
[Tires squeal]
Ohh!
Unh. Unh.
The car's outside.
l got a woman in the house.
Get over here.
Come on, get up!
Unh.
[Gasps]
Aah!
Ohh!
[Crash]
Ow! Ooh!
[Gasps]
Shh! Come on!
Tsk. Everybody's in a hurry.
lt's a video camera.
Someone's onto us.
UNGER:
You think it really matters?
Chip's in the car.
We're at the airport
in 45 minutes.
BEAUPRE: Where's Alice?
[Crash]
What happened?
There is a woman in the house.
l'll go back in
and deal with her.
Get the chip.
Hmm.
Unh.
Whoa!
Unh.
Yes!
l got it.
Ma'am?
May l have a word with you?
PARROT: Don't come in.
l'm naked.
PARROT: What's on your mind,
monkey butt?
Come on. Come-