that was very nice.
Kevin, do you have something to say?
Beat that, you little trout sniffer.
I'm not sorry!
I did what I did 'cause Buzz humiliated me.
And since he gets away with everything,
I let him have it.
And since you're all so stupid
to believe his lies,
I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip
gets wrecked or not.
Who wants to spend Christmas
in a tropical climate anyway?
Kevin!
Kevin, you walk out of here,
you sleep on the third floor.
- Yeah, with me.
- So what else is new?
You'd better not wreck my trip,
you little sourpuss.
Your dad's paying good money for it.
I wouldn't want to spoil your fun,
Mr. Cheapskate.
What a troubled young man.
They're all a bunch ofjerks.
Hi.
You know, Kevin,
last time we all tried to take a trip
we had a problem
that started just like this.
Yeah, with me getting crapped on.
I don't care for your choice of words.
That's not what happened last time,
that's not what's happening this time.
Buzz apologized to you.
Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer.
He didn't mean what he said.
He was just sucking up to you.
Okay. Why don't you just sit up here
for a while and think things over?
When you're ready to apologize
to Buzz and to the rest of the family,
you can come down.
I'm not apologizing to Buzz.
I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.
Then you can stay up here
the rest of the night.
Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway.
I can't trust anybody in this family.
And d'you know what?
If I had my own money,
I'd go on my own vacation,
alone, without any of you guys.
And I'd have the most fun in my whole life.
Well, you got your wish last year.
Maybe you'll get it again this year.
I hope so.
- We did it again!
- We did it again!
Okay, our McCallisters in the first van,
the other McCallisters in the second van.
I know I shouldn't complain
about a free trip,
but, jeez, you guys give
the worst gol-darn wake-up calls.
- Frank, do you have the tickets?
- I've got them.
- Here's your family's. I've got my family's.
- How many do you have?
- Seven.
- Seven.
- Fourteen.
- Fourteen.
Seven, eight, nine, ten...
How come none of us are sitting together?
At this time of the year,
we're lucky to get on the same plane.
Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
Where's Kevin?
Fourteen.
It's a good thing I have my own ticket,
just in case you guys try to ditch me.
- Come on, Kevin.
- Dad, I need batteries.
I got some batteries in my bag.
I'll give them to you on the plane.
- Here's two more.
- Why can't I get them now? I can get them.
- Not now, Kevin. What's the gate number?
- H17, sir.
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
Hey, you better hurry up. It's the last gate.
- All the way down.
- Wow.
- Dad, what gate is it?
- H17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin.
Kevin, you gonna take my bag?
You take my bag? Come on. Come on.
Watch it, watch it, watch it.
American Airlines flight 226 to New York
is now in the final boarding process.
Come on, come on.
Dad, wait up!
Wait up!
Wait!
- Look out! Look out!
- Come on, come on, come on!
Dad, wait!
Here we are. Here.
- We made it all.
- Everybody here? We made it? All right.
Please, ma'am, you have to board.
The plane is ready to leave.
- Let me just make sure everyone gets on.
- Come on.
Don't worry, ma'am,
we'll get everybody on the flight.
- Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight.
- Merry Christmas.
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
Hey, wait up! Hey, guys, wait for me!
- Cutting it kind of close.
- Yeah, sorry.
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas to you.
Dad, wait up!
Wait!
I'm sorry.
- That's all right. Are you on this flight?
- Yeah, so is my family.
They're already on the plane,
and I don't want to be left behind.
- Do you have a boarding pass?
- It's somewhere.
We have to close up here.
They're ready to go.
- He dropped his boarding pass.
- This plane can't leave.
This happened to me last year
and almost wrecked my Christmas.
Are you sure your family's on this flight?
Yeah. My dad