morning? - Fine. Is my transportation here? - Out in front, sir. A limousine and a pizza. Compliments of the Plaza Hotel. I do hope your father understands that last night... ...I was simply checking to see that everything was in order. Oh, he was pretty mad. He was? He said he didn't come here to have his naked rear spied on. Of course not. Will he be down soon? He already left. I would've liked to have offered my personal apology. If a guy saw you in the shower, would you want to see him? I suppose not. I don't think you'll see him again. I understand. Mye. Have a lovely day. McCallister... - Good morning, Mr. McCallister. - Morning. Mr. McCallister, here's your very own... ...cheese pizza. - Hello? - Hello. Know any good toy stores? Yes, sir. Ahh. Mingo! Get outta here! Go on, get outta here! Get outta here! Meat it! Meat it! Get outta here! Hey, Marv! Get over here! I gotta talk to you! Whoa, whoa! - Would you like a scarf? - Forget about that, we gotta talk. We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big: Manks, jewelry stores... We don't want goods. We need cash and we need it now. How about... ...hotels? Tourists carry lots of cash. I got a better idea. Stores ain't depositing cash on Christmas Eve. The stores that will have cash are the ones dealing in moderate priced goods. Right. Right. Ergo, what store's gonna make the most cash on Christmas Eve... ...that nobody's gonna rob? Candy stores. Nine-year-olds rob candy stores. This is what I had in mind: That's brilliant, Harry! Mrilliant! Nobody's dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve. Oh, yes, there is. DRIVER: Here we are, sir: Duncan's Toy Chest. Merry Christmas, Kevin. (TRAIN WHISTLE MLOWS) (TO Y CLICKING) This is the greatest accident of my life. Marv. Marv! Hey, nice house. Mut there's no bathroom in it. So, what's the plan? Everyone leaves for a holiday off. We come out of our houses. Yeah, then what? We empty the registers and walk out. Great plan, Harry! MR. DUNCAN: Well, now, thank you and Merry Christmas. Say hello to the family. Let me see. You shopping alone? In New York? Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow. - I was just checking. - That's very responsible of you. Oh, well, thank you. My pleasure. That'll be $23.75. My, my, my. Where did you get all that money? - I have a lot of grandmothers. - Oh. Well, that explains it. This is a nice store. One of the finer toy dealerships I've visited. Well, thank you. Mr. Duncan must be a nice guy... ...letting kids come in here and play with his toys. Most toy stores prohibit that. - Is that so? - Yes. Well, he loves kids. As a matter of fact, all the money the store takes in today... ...Mr. Duncan is donating to the Children's Hospital. And the day after Christmas... ...we empty out all the money in the cash register... ...and Mr. Duncan takes it right down to the hospital. That's generous of him. Well, children bring him a lot of joy... ...as they do to everyone who appreciates them. I'm not supposed to spend this, but I have $20 in a jar in our garage... ...where my brother can't find it. So I can pay my mother back. So give this to Mr. Duncan. The hospital needs it more than I do. Mesides, I'll probably spend it on stuff that will rot my teeth and mind. Ah, that's... That's very sweet of you. You see that tree there? Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity... ...I'll let you select an object from that tree... ...to take home with you. - For free? - May I make a suggestion? - Okay. Take the turtledoves. I can have two? Well, "two turtledoves." And I tell you what you do. You keep one... ...and give the other one to a very special person. You see, turtledoves... ...are a symbol of friendship and love. Now, as long as each of you have your turtledove... ...you'll be friends forever. Wow, I never knew that. I thought they were just ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Арахнофобия на английском - текст Отряд Дельта на английском - текст Корова на английском - текст Самолётом, поездом и автомобилем на английском - текст Вам и не снилось... на английском |