generous of him. Well, children bring him a lot of joy... ...as they do to everyone who appreciates them. I'm not supposed to spend this, but I have $20 in a jar in our garage... ...where my brother can't find it. So I can pay my mother back. So give this to Mr. Duncan. The hospital needs it more than I do. Besides, I'll probably spend it on stuff that will rot my teeth and mind. Ah, that's... That's very sweet of you. You see that tree there? Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity... ...I'll let you select an object from that tree... ...to take home with you. - For free? - May I make a suggestion? - Okay. Take the turtledoves. I can have two? Well, "two turtledoves". And I tell you what you do. You keep one... ...and give the other one to a very special person. You see, turtledoves... ...are a symbol of friendship and love. Now, as long as each of you have your turtledove... ...you'll be friends forever. Wow, I never knew that. I thought they were just part of a song. They are. And for that very special reason. Wow. Thanks. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you too. Be sure to bundle up if you go outside. It's nippy. Oh. I'll do that. Well, where to? You promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo. Hey, look who it is. Come on, let's get him. Hi, pal. Come on. Hey! Hey, watch it, man! Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush. Two for $5. Two for $5. Four for 10. There he is! All right. - Thanks. - Merry Christmas, dude. Whoa! Oh... Yes! Thank you for your suggestion. My duty. My pleasure. Help! There's two guys after me! What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your... ...stolen credit card? Let's see what the police have to say about this. Get up! Get up! Come on! Let's go get him. Get back here, you little thief! Stop that child! Grab him! Whoa! You little sh... I've committed credit card fraud. Get me security! We've got to stop that delinquent! Come along, Cedric! I've had enough of this vacation. I'm going home. Hold it! This is the Concierge, sir! I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. You was here last night too, wasn't you? Yes, sir. I was. You was here and you was smooching with my brother. Bu... You're mistaken, sir. Don't give me that. You've smooched everybody. Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg... ... Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... No! It's a lie! I could go on forever, baby. I'm terribly sorry, sir. I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man. All right, I believe you... ... but my Tommy gun don't. Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. On your knees. I love you! You gotta do better than that! I love you! Maybe I'm off my hinges... ... but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you till the count of three to get your lousy... ... lying, low-down... ... four-flushing carcass out my door! - One! - Open the door! Two! Three. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. And a happy new year. Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun! No! Come to Papa! Round trip to Miami. What's the matter, get on the wrong plane? You won't be needing this. American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy. We spent 9 months in jail thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong. We busted out and we're doing fine. Even better... ...because we're not robbing houses, we're robbing toy stores. At midnight tonight, we'll hit Duncan's Toy Chest. Five floors of cash. Then after that, we grab some phony passports and go to Rio. - You want to shut up? - He's not gonna talk to anybody. Except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker. Let's go to the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Потерянный уикэнд на английском - текст Посейдон на английском - текст Голубой гром на английском - текст Молох на английском - текст Космические яйца на английском |