any more stupid.
The sparrow was no better.
The birch tree-a dim-wit.
The oak tree-a moron.
The river-an imbecile.
The clouds-idiots.
All horses-traitors.
All people-swindlers.
What to do? The world is such,
we shouldn't think twice.
It is good if there is
a woman around.
A lady, a dame, signora,
Le femme.
And the most important thing
For a woman is her good honor,
When there's a Man around.
And everywhere, especially
Here,
Where nature is tranquil
And innocent,
And the butterfly goes:
Tit-tit-tit,
And the sparrow chases her:
Tat-tat-tat,
And he catches the baby:
Dang-dang-dang,
Yummy-yummy-yummy,
And goes: split-split-split.
The butterfly flips her wings:
Tit-tit-tit,
The sparrow chases her;
Tat-tat-tat,
He catches the baby:
Dang-dang-dang,
Yummy-yummy-yummy!
And goes: split-split-split!
You are my angel,
You are my ideal,
My shining star,
My luscious berry,
Your teeth are pearls,
Your lips-corals.
Your breasts and your smile
Are not bad either.
I've never met anyone like you,
And I want to correct that
mistake.
The butterfly flips her wings:
Tit-tit-tit,
And the sparrow chases her:
Tat-tat-tat,
He catches the baby:
Dang-dang-dang,
Yummy-yummy-yummy, and he
Goes: split-split-split.
The butterfly flips her wings:
Tit-tit-tit,
And the sparrow chases her:
tat-tat-tat,
He catches the baby:
Dang-dang-dang,
Yummy-yummy-yummy, and then
he goes: Split-split-split.
So you will come then?
That is out of the question.
Wait till husband
turns you into a rat.
- What is your husband?
- A magician.
You should have told me.
I was wrong. Blew my top.
Let's consider this
a misunderstanding.
I ask your permission to let
me redress my wrong.
Music!
I say, I really like it here!
This house is so full of good
attitude and love!
I could take it for myself.
Honest to god!
It's a good thing I came
here.
At home I would most probably
lock you away in the Tower.
That's the one in the Market
Square. Awesome place.
You remember? Hot in the
daytime, cold at night.
The inmates suffer so much,
the even the warden cries.
Cries out of pity, you
understand?
I could jail him for that.
- Sure! And take his house!
- Monster.
I am a King-from head to toe!
He thinks there are
better kings than I am.
We're all monsters!
Alike like twin brothers.
My lady, please.
Where is my daughter,
anyway?
The Princess asked us to
leave her alone.
Her Highness wanted to pick
flowers...
in solitude.
How could she leave my
child all by herself?
There can be snakes in the
grass, she may catch cold.
- How come?
- Because the river is cold.
There she is.
Safe and sound.
There she is!
My daughter!
My only child! She's
smiling!
- Now she's contemplating!
- She smiled again!
What a charming smile!
Who is that young man
with her?
I can see she likes him!
Then I like him too.
- Are his parents still living?
- They passed away.
That's wonderful!
- Any brothers and sisters?
- None.
I shall grant him a title
and make him rich,
and let him travel with us.
He can't be all too bad,
since my girl likes him
so much.
- Is he a good boy?
- Very! But...
No "buts"!
I haven't seen my girl
so happy for years.
There can be no "buts"!
Today I'm having a ball.
I shall be joyful and
good-natured,
and allow myself just a
few harmless pranks.
Get the chinaware ready.
I shall break plates today.
Take the bread out of
the barn.
I will set the barn on fire.
Hello, everyone.
I saw all of you today, but it
seems it was ages ago.
Ladies and gentlemen!
This young man is my
best friend.
I always envied girls,
who had brothers, but now I
think it was silly of me,
because I like him more
than a brother.
They fight with brothers,
but I couldn't fight with
him.
He loves the things
that I love.
He understands me and I
understand him, like myself.
You see, he's sore with me?
You know why?
Because I didn't tell him
I was a Princess.
And he hates