Are you sure?
Happy New Year.
I've been waiting for you.
This is Crystal.
I want to show you this bit.
I won't let you go until you do it.
- It gets old if you do it too much.
- This is Debbie. Show her your tattoo.
Let's get a drink.
I'll be the Refrigerator, you be Payton.
Danny, dance with me.
- You look great.
- So do you.
Let's go.
I bet you're terrific.
I know I am.
Maybe someday we'll find out.
Wait, wait ... now!
Good to see you again.
I've been waiting all night to see you.
- How about now?
- Right here?
I couldn't tell you before.
- Just one little kiss.
- One New Year's kiss.
- Joan, please. Calm down!
- Get away from me!
Let me get by. Get away from me.
You are a son-of-a-bitch.
You stay away from me.
- Joan, what's wrong?
- What the hell do you care?
I care ... I'm sorry.
I haven't been a good friend lately.
- Nothing! Just leave me alone!
- Just give us a minute.
- I am such a fool.
- Tell me. I'm your best friend.
- He's going back with his wife.
- I didn't even know he was married.
Neither did l.
- Chug it, Bernie.
- I can't drink any more champagne.
- I'm taking Joan home.
- It's almost midnight.
She's really a mess.
She always falls apart
so you have to take care of her.
Gary just dumped her.
Proving to herself once again
that all men are selfish bastards.
That broad doesn't know a thing
about keeping a guy happy.
I'm surprised he didn't
leave skid marks.
- Just put her in a cab.
- It's New Year's Eve.
Give the cabbie $50
and maybe she'll get a New Year's pop.
- Sometimes you're just slime.
- Don't you see a pattern here?
She puts her hooks in him and he tries
for daylight and he's the asshole.
No, you're the asshole!
- What the hell was that all about?
- She needs me.
- I need you.
- To help you have a good time?
When was the last time
we had a good time?
Go back to your friends in the bar.
The hooks are out, so run for daylight.
That's great. Happy New Year.
In here.
I'm sorry. It's not working out, is it?
Here we go.
Just say it.
Just say what you're going to say.
I think one of us should move out.
I do, too.
I'm sorry.
- I said I'm sorry.
- What are you sorry for?
I'm sorry that it didn't work out.
I need some time.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
You started strong and you're finishing
like a wimp. Quit while you're ahead.
- That's what I'm trying to do.
- Let's see your face on that one.
Do you mind?
Good. I think we've been
in the dark long enough.
I know why I'm leaving.
What killed it for you?
The radical change in your lifestyle?
Decided you wanted to travel light?
Or did you fear someone better would
come along while you were stuck with me?
Why can't you see it for what it is?
Nothing more, nothing less.
Two people committed to screwing
until they get sick of each other?
I don't want marriage.
I don't want children.
I don't want to be tied down.
I'm not happy.
I don't ... Iove you anymore.
Fine.
I'm gone. It's done.
You can go back to doing
whatever you want to do -
- with whoever you want to do it with
in whatever orifice you want to.
You leave here knowing one thing.
I never fooled around.
Let's give the boy a medal.
I didn't know it was such a sacrifice.
Are you okay?
Could you not be here tomorrow
so I can pick up the rest of my stuff?
Honey, I hope you find him someday.
- I knew you'd be back on your feet.
- You know what? I like women.
I like all kinds of women.
I especially like women
I don't know very well.
He's back. He's happening.
This is the place.
Tonight we ride.
A bottle of your best cognac
and fresh horses for the men.
I have a little confession to make.
When lra told me he was fixing
me up with Joan's best friend -
- I was a tad apprehensive.
You know how awful this can be, right?
I was not the least bit prepared for
her to be so charming and delightful.
You're very sweet.
And that accent. Couldn't you
just listen to him all night?