for a drink?
- I'm awfully sorry.
We called at the same time. It's a sign.
It was a fluke, just like last night.
Could you send up two pages
of Bodini Bold press?
- Could you bring this to Room E?
- Is that your boss?
Meet me at Mother's at 6 o'clock.
Don't take me for granted,
I'll only wait for 4 or 5 hours.
No, I won't need any.
The broad from last night?
I pick up the phone
and she's on the line.
Pull this and it plays "Jingle Bells".
- I'm sorry about last night.
- That's okay.
That happens when you take life too
seriously. What did you do last night?
Went home and took some lithium. You?
Are you busy for lunch?
A nice long one in my apartment.
- I can't. This is due tonight.
- Tomorrow.
They're fine. The first week
they're too scared to cause trouble.
Lisa, honey, I'm on the telephone.
Did the baseball player call you?
You shouldn't be wandering the halls.
I will go with you
if you need a chaperone.
I need to pick up some art supplies.
Meet me at Horder's.
I will buy you
a Mickey Mouse pencil-holder.
I really have to go.
I'll meet you at five.
It's okay, honey.
Everybody wets their pants,
and nobody has to know about it.
What size do you wear?
Six-X? I just happen to have
an extra pair in my locker.
They have pictures of Wonder Woman
all over them.
- Bernie, they're here.
- I guess I get the dog.
Come on, sit down. Here you go.
Bernie, this is Debbie.
Debbie, this is Bernie.
You're a very attractive woman.
Anyone tell you that before?
Bernie, this is ...
Joan.
- That's a nice name. Want a drink?
- No, I don't want anything.
- I have to go.
- Wait.
What do you do? For a living?
- I'm a neurosurgeon. You?
- I'm a professional boxer.
Know much about fighting?
I'm world heavyweight champion .
- Nice to meet you, Champ.
- Wait. One drink won't hurt.
I have something better to do.
I'll meet you at the steam bath
tomorrow at six.
Nice meeting you.
Interesting broad. Did she develop
her personality in a car crash?
She's nice once you get to know her.
- Are you going to sit down?
- Shoot, no.
I'm going to let you do
what you got to do.
Don't worry about me. I'll go home.
Make a little macaroni and cheese.
Seal the windows and turn on the gas.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Fashionably late.
I just thought you might be
fool enough to sit here until midnight.
Don't look at me like the cat
who just ate the canary -
- because this is as far
as this goes tonight.
- Are you cold? Do you want a T-shirt?
- I don't need anything.
Are you okay? I mean, did you ...
Yeah ... couldn't you tell?
I mean, girls sometimes ...
I mean, guys ... you know.
We just keep you in the dark
to make you work harder.
- You're full of secrets.
- It's a conspiracy.
You want to know something else?
We went out with older guys in
high school to make you jealous.
I knew that, too. Come on, what else?
Our girlfriends ...
They're really lesbian lovers.
- You must hate us as a race. Don't you?
- Yes, we do.
- Tell me one.
- What? A secret?
I don't have any secrets.
What you see is what you get.
You going home?
I was stretching.
Do you want me to go home?
No, I ... Do you want to?
Do you want me to stay?
I don't know if it's such a good idea.
It doesn't mean anything if you stay.
I'd like you to stay ... if you want to.
All right. I'll stay.
I am getting sick and tired
of you making fun of me.
What?
I like this place.
"Place". Come on, this is a joint.
Look at the fixtures in here. You can't
get this kind of Formica anymore.
Everything in here is art deco.
Yeah, kind of.
- Yo, Gus. How about a refill?
- Yo, Dan. You know where the coffee is.
- I'm trying to impress my date.
- You shouldn't have brought her here.
Is this the way you talk to all
your customers? All three of them?
I like this joint.
Remember last night in bed?
You wanted to know something about me.
I want to own my own restaurant.
- Just a real first class joint.
- "Danny's"