they are obsessed about sex.
- Stas we got a show to do
and all you can think about is some guys.
- Oh like you are thinking about something else.
We got problems with all our shows.
Look.
- We don't have a toilet in my cabin.
It's a very funny thing.
I wanted to see how it works.
But they won't let me take it apart.
- Good?
- I think I've seen him before, somewhere.
- I can build a house out of a tree.
I can take down a moose
from behind.
- We don't need that part. Don't go into details like that.
- Okay.
- Your nickname will be Tundra.
Freak. A moose ... from behind.
Fast-forward through this guy.
But let's see this one.
Well. What can you do?
What do you want?
- I can do everything. I want Angelina.
- Everyone does.
Show me something?
- Show what?
- Something you can do.
Maybe sing, dance, poetry.
Cool.
Your nickname is Lutyi.
Poor animal
And this one is the ideal man.
Bambi.
He's like the deer.
Real name is Max Shishko.
He is a male stripper.
He is crazy.
Actually. He is our future winner.
Too bad the prize isn't a night with me.
- We also need a couple of weirdos on the show.
- We got plenty to choose from.
- Apolenaniy?
- No
- Abramov?
- No
- Okay you will go by Alec.
As you can see plenty of weirdos.
- I used to be perfect. Best athlete. Song writer and recorder.
Who have I become?
It's like I need a change of batteries.
- I won't be on the show if my cousin can't be on.
Turn around.
- We need at least one complete loser.
- Good idea.
You can stay.
Your nickname will be Goblin.
- Sorry I'm Late.
Hey freaks.
- And now we start our show "Factor of Sex".
It's an extreme show about young people for young people.
- She's hot don't you think?
- (Everyone is anxious to meet our contestants.)
- (We gathered 5 sexy and confident guys to compete.)
(And one of them will get a free ticket to have sex with me.)
- Damn that would be tight to fuck her.
- She's a lucky bitch.
- Hmm. It's okay. Someday I will find my prince.
- And so we present our contestants.
Bambi.
Goblin.
Tundra.
Alec.
And Lutyi.
- Oh my God! This is horrible.
How horrible?
What are you doing?
Did you ask your father if this was okay?
Did you ask me if you could be on some show called Factors of Sex?
This is a shame.
What are the neighbors going to think of this.
Plus you got your cousin in this too.
- No I got him in.
- Quiet! What do you think I don't know my own son.
- Mom, listen to me.
- Egor is in love with her.
Who?
- Angelina.
And being on the show is the only chance he has to fu- I mean get her.
- Do something.
- I'm just helping him.
But you. You forgot what love is.
- Vera. Wait.
- Anna. You are smart.
You think fast.
Why can't you help him at least theoretically like you always say.
Look at him.
He does not know what's going on at all.
- So what do you call them?
- Dolphins.
I will help him out too.
Help him get more points in the challenges.
But...
- No. I don't want to get into this mess.
- So you dont want to help your brothers.
- Egor?
Can we talk?
In private.
- Oh secrets.
- Shut up.
- What?
- Egor you can't just fall in love with the first girl you see.
- What?
- You didn't understand?
- I once asked Grandpa:
What is love?
He said when you find your love you will know.
I knew right away.
- You are lucky. But me... not so much.
I feel bad for you Egor.
You just don't fit in with all of this.
- Why not?
- For this life, for this city.
Okay I will help you.
- Your mission is to carry your eggs without breaking them to the finish line.
You will get a couple of minutes for this.
If you break the egg, you have to go back and start all over with new eggs.
You have unlimited eggs.
If you don't make it in 2 minutes you lose.
Got that?
Oh and one more thing.
Almost forgot.
Throughout the course, these girls will shoot at you.
The girls are good. Pretty and famous.
Russian olympics team for biathlon.
So they won't miss.
- An