Where the hell were you?
- Come in, I'm making you a sandwich.
Big, big, whoo big...
All right, we'll make a big one.
- Big bear.
- Big bear!
No! True. True. Out there.
We're glad you're home, honey.
- Big bear... chase...
- What is he saying?
- What?
- Big bear chase me.
(Growling)
Up the stairs! Get upstairs!
Oh, my God, it's a bear!
It's a bear, it's a bear!
Get off, you son of a bitch.
Roman! Roman! Wow! Wow!
Uncle, uncle, uncle.
Oh, my God. Protect us!
Hold on.
Mom.
Connie, stay down.
Hit him with the poker.
Look out!
Big bear... Big bear chase me.
This big.
- Thank God you're here.
- Shoot him.
- It's a goddamn lamp.
- But it's loaded.
I can't hold out much longer!
- Quit pushing me.
- Give it me.
Shoot him.
Oh! Right in the...
(Bear squealing)
(Squealing continues)
OK, let's roll.
Can't believe that I'm gonna
miss this place.
- Uncle Chet.
- Yes, sweetheart.
- I had a really good time.
- Well, I'm glad.
- Thanks, Uncle Chet.
- My pleasure, sweetheart.
We had a nice time having you.
We're gonna miss you.
Will I see you soon?
And don't drive too fast.
- Take your seats, in the trunk.
- (Kate) Knock it off.
Cammie, if you're out there...
I just want you to know
I don't blame you for hating me.
(Cammie) City boys
always talk to themselves?
Look, I'm really sorry.
I want you to go back to Chicago
a crazed, lovesick maniac.
When you look at another girl,
you'll compare her to me.
Sounds good to me.
- You're a good man. You're the best.
- You're not so bad.
- You drive safely.
- Thanks.
- Race you home.
- You got it.
Race you home.
Take care.
Bye-bye.
Race you home.
Why would he say that?
He lives out in Oak Park.
It's just till he gets on his feet.
I think you should be proud of him
not taking your loan.
- What are you saying?
- We have plenty of room.
He is not staying at our house.
If he beats us, he'll get
the good spot in the garage.
- To the memories.
- To the memories.
- Chester!
- Buckley!
Get in the car, we've got to beat
Roman home. Move it.
(# Wilson Pickett:
Land Of A Thousand Dances)
# Ow!
# Huh! All right
# Huh
# Got to know how to pony
# Like Bony Maronie
# Mashed potato
# Do the alligator
# Put your hands on your hips, yeah
# Let your backbone slip
# Do the Watusi
# Like my little Lucy
# Huh
# Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na,
na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
# Need somebody to help me
say it one time
# Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na,
na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
# Wah!
# Huh
# You know I feel all right, huh
# Feel pretty good, y'all, huh
# Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na,
na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
# Come on, y'all,
let's say it one more time
# Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na,
na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
# You got to know how to pony
# Like Bony Maronie
# Mashed potato
# Do the alligator
# Put your hands on your hips, yeah
# Let your backbone slip
# Do the Watusi
# Like my little Lucy
# Ow!
# Huh! Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na,
na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
# Need somebody to help me
say it one time
# Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na,
na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
# Wah!
# Ow! Huh!
# You know I feel all right, huh
# Feel pretty good, y'all, huh
# Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na,
na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
# Come on, y'all,
let's say it one more time
# Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na,
na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
# Oh, playing it is a habit
# With Long Tall Sally
# Twisting with Lucy
# Doing the Watusi
# Roll over on your back
# I like it like that
# Do that jerk, uh,
and watch me work, y'all
# Ow, do it
# Wow, do it
# Help me do it
# Ow, help me... #
'Why's Jody sitting in the lake?'
'You didn't hear?
'She got shot in the ass!'
'Oh, no!
'Don't tell me...'
'Yup...
'She's bald on both ends now!'You messed up the words, Ben.
You messed up the words twice!
Oh, wow. It hasn't changed.
I would have thought
they'd made some improvements.
Come on. Everybody.
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